I'm a good housewife until I'm not
I'm a good housewife until I'm not
2023-10-22 16:40:55 +0000 UTC View Post
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This Christian housewife has accidentally discovered anal (s..
This Christian housewife has accidentally discovered anal (sodomy) and by proxy, has discovered that the orgasms there feel INCREDIBLE. Will our lord and saviour forgive?
2023-10-22 15:00:31 +0000 UTC View PostI'm scared of baths you know but it was so worth it
I'm scared of baths you know but it was so worth it
2023-10-21 17:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostSuckable in more ways than one, amiright? 🧛
Suckable in more ways than one, amiright? 🧛
2023-10-21 15:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostPetition for vampire lore where they don't need to bite and ..
Petition for vampire lore where they don't need to bite and use osmosis instead
2023-10-21 13:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post
I won't eat you bbg don't be scared
I won't eat you bbg don't be scared
2023-10-21 09:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostIt's giving Elizabeth Bathory 🤌
It's giving Elizabeth Bathory 🤌
2023-10-21 07:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostEvery day I thank Thomas Edison for the lightbulb. Sunlight ..
Every day I thank Thomas Edison for the lightbulb. Sunlight sucks yk
2023-10-20 17:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostSorry I think I have some virginblood stuck in my teeth
Sorry I think I have some virginblood stuck in my teeth
2023-10-20 15:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostReminiscing in my bloodbath about the French Revolution 💁 yo..
Reminiscing in my bloodbath about the French Revolution 💁 you just had to be there
2023-10-20 13:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostJoin my coven- I mean motorcycle gang?
Join my coven- I mean motorcycle gang?
2023-10-20 11:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostDon't brat around a vampire, I said "bite me" one time and i..
Don't brat around a vampire, I said "bite me" one time and it's been 4,000 years
2023-10-20 09:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Pardon the barbell bruises, contrary to popular belief, coff..
Pardon the barbell bruises, contrary to popular belief, coffins aren't comfy to sleep in, we vampires much prefer hanging from squat racks in bat form 🦇
2023-10-19 17:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post
What's your favourite spooky classic? I bet there's no way y..
What's your favourite spooky classic? I bet there's no way you'll guess what mine is 🤣
2023-10-19 09:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostThe bathbombs I used for this were shaped like DINOSAURS
The bathbombs I used for this were shaped like DINOSAURS
2023-10-19 07:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostAsian prude mum is gonna kick off when I tell her I took nud..
Asian prude mum is gonna kick off when I tell her I took nudes as a lost boys vampire in her bike jacket
2023-10-18 17:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostSo I technically already filmed a first try for this dildo (..
So I technically already filmed a first try for this dildo (XL Bumblehooves from Bad Dragon) but it was the same day I had just spent 6 hours getting my calf blasted over with a blackout tattoo so I fully admit it was dreadful and the bloodrush was surreal so we shall pretend this is the first try 🤣
Who likes playing with toys more than other toys? Dolls need dildos too 💁
*does not come with prop included*
*does not come with prop included*
2023-10-18 10:00:19 +0000 UTC View PostI couldn't find my dungarees tbh
I couldn't find my dungarees tbh
2023-10-17 15:00:23 +0000 UTC View PostFancy a Date with Death? AS SEEN ON TV This Chucky sister ..
Fancy a Date with Death?
AS SEEN ON TV
This Chucky sister doll is soft to the touch with life-like holes! With three pre-programmed phrases, you will never run out of fun!
Touch the left boob for "WE'RE FRIENDS, TIL THE END!"
Touch the button inside the vagina for "A TRUE CLASSIC NEVER GOES OUT OF STYLE"
And hit the button at the top of the anal cavity a minimum of 15 times and wait for the moan for "OOPS I DID IT AGAIN!"
Batteries not included 😋✌️
Sexy 90s rip off Chucky doll is here 🤣
Sexy 90s rip off Chucky doll is here 🤣
2023-10-17 09:00:21 +0000 UTC View Post
It's not just ghostkind who say ooooOOOOOOOooooo when they s..
It's not just ghostkind who say ooooOOOOOOOooooo when they see my ass
2023-10-12 09:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostFyi: ghosts aren't just anthropomorphic blobs, we do have to..
Fyi: ghosts aren't just anthropomorphic blobs, we do have toes ✌️
2023-10-11 14:00:24 +0000 UTC View PostWanna spoon with this ghost later?
Wanna spoon with this ghost later?
2023-10-11 09:00:24 +0000 UTC View Post