gosh! bought a heavy blanket, it really helps me sleep, but ..

gosh! bought a heavy blanket, it really helps m
2025-07-18 23:39:04 +0000 UTC View Postgosh! bought a heavy blanket, it really helps m
2025-07-18 23:39:04 +0000 UTC View Posti did a lil crime today...
i was at the st
alright, brace yourselves, this might be the te
2025-07-13 23:31:17 +0000 UTC View Postthis new strawberry lip gloss is giving me majo
2025-07-13 12:13:03 +0000 UTC View Postmy butt is so big i can make hokus pocus with t
2025-07-13 02:38:42 +0000 UTC View Post
what's got u cozy today? for me, it's jus
so, ppl always tell me i'm cute, soft, goofy, '
2025-07-07 23:02:04 +0000 UTC View Posthmmm... what's the most unhinged thing you've e
2025-07-07 19:29:49 +0000 UTC View Postsweat session complete! 🥵 my face is flushed an
2025-07-07 16:30:56 +0000 UTC View Postit's kinda embarrassing to admit, but sometimes
2025-07-04 23:55:30 +0000 UTC View PostHappy 4th July 🥰
My ass is so big, so it
ughhh...my pedicure looks like it went through
2025-07-02 04:51:30 +0000 UTC View Postmy brain is currently 90% random thoughts and 1
2025-06-29 04:24:19 +0000 UTC View Postafter arm day at the gym, my hands feel like tw
2025-06-28 04:50:39 +0000 UTC View Poststory time, my brain is still replaying this su
2025-06-25 23:02:07 +0000 UTC View Postnighty confession - nights are making me crave
2025-06-25 06:01:47 +0000 UTC View Postdeadlifts done! 💪 my glutes are screaming (in a
2025-06-24 23:02:07 +0000 UTC View Postsaw the cutest little doggo today. it made me w
2025-06-23 23:00:53 +0000 UTC View Postmy playlist is a rollercoaster. today it's eith
2025-06-22 23:06:54 +0000 UTC View Postmy morning routine somehow always ends with som
2025-06-22 06:01:21 +0000 UTC View Postjust tried on a super naughty outfit at home, a
2025-06-21 22:50:11 +0000 UTC View Postwhen i was a little one, i had a huge obsession
2025-06-20 17:30:09 +0000 UTC View Posthad an appotment today... and doctor said i’ve got elevated levels of… horniness pls drop your fake cures, only wrong answers 🙏🏼
downloaded online version of the Kama Sutra bc the yoga centre bookstore version was overpriced AF here’s the deal - pick a number 1-69, drop it in comments or to my DM i’ll show you the pose from the book and if i really like the vibe and u motivate me… maybe i’ll create something familiar 😏
happy labour day my sweetie <3
sending love to all the hard workers out there… especially the ones who know how to use their hands real well 😏
remember - good things come to those who grind… and i ain’t talkin’ about the 9 to 5 only hehe
so tell me - u being productive today or just letting that tool rest? ^^
2025-05-02 00:27:15 +0000 UTC View Postwoke up to hell level loud noises, thought the apocalypse started threw on a hoodie, ran out... turns out it’s just the local yoga center sign said “Osho Dynamic Yoga” like ok?? but then... i peeked behind the stand and saw something kinda spicy in their esoteric book pile 😏
try to guess what it was🙈
Ughhh, the struggle... 😭 Sooo, funny (not so funny) thing happened-my stream recording ended up with some weird echo in the sound... I swear I tried EVERYTHING to fix it, even thought about not posting it at all... But honestly, the video is still way too hot to keep it locked away 👀🔥
Sooo, here it is! 11 mins of me being my naughty self, and you can grab it for just $25 (which is, like, an insanely good deal btw)
P.S. I warned you about the sound!! Don’t come at me later lmao 😜
2025-04-29 03:09:37 +0000 UTC View Postposting some spicy memes to bless ur feed today
swipe thru... and maybe, just maybe, you'll find a lil special meme I made myself at the end 😈
i’m feeling artsy so for 20 bucks i’ll draw a personalized cock portrait for you yup, you read that right. rules are simple: one 🍌, one me, one masterpiece offer’s limited so don’t say i didn’t warn ya
Ufff ... ok so last weekend was a whole vibe. stumbled into this tango museum thing in buenos aires, was just tryna peep the old dresses, ya know? but then they had a free dance class in the courtyard and this instructor dude? total dilf alert. salt-and-pepper thing goin on, hands that were kinda illegal. he looks right at me and goes "vamos, princesa" in this voice? melted. anyways, next thing i know i'm "accidentally" bumping into him like every two seconds during this sacada move. he's chuckling and i'm "misunderstanding" the close embrace thing on purpose obvs. pretty sure my hips started speaking fluent spanish tho ngl. now i've kinda mastered these three moves the 'oops-i-fell' dip (my knees said bye), the 'lost my balance' spin, and the 'show me again, wondering if these moves translate to other areas of life tho 👀 most curious can slide into my dms and type 'TANGO' before i remember i have two left feet. 💃🔥