how is your week going?? hii 💖
i saw the biggest bug today it was so scary! it was flying everywehere in the hallway and kept chasing me 😭 are u scared of bugs?? i need someone to protecc me🥺
every time i scroll thru anime lists i always laugh at how long and rediculous some anime names are so i decided to watch one of them and omg its actually good!! its called 'Campfire Cooking in Another World with My Absurd Skill' hahaha 🤪 its funny and cute im addicted now lol
have you been watching the last of us?? honestly im scared of horror and zombies and need cuddles when i watch it🙈 i was so scared the horse would get eaten in the latest episode when they had it tied up outside😭 is it normal to worry about animals in films more than the people? mayb its because i know the people have plot armor lol
school has been going so good! weve been having exams this week but i think i did well🥰
i hope you have a fun weekend!!
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be my valentine💖
ive been so excited for our date! 🥰 i cant believe its finally happening!!
im so nervous🙈💕 i hope you like the card i made you 💖✨
💜 check our messages to continue out date xxx
retro scooter valerie✨
im readyy for our date lets gooo🥰✨ what do u mean your wrist is sore?? aww its oke ill drive 💖 hop on behind me and hold me tight💖 theres not much room so i hope u dont mind if my ass is pushed up against you 👉👈💕
i started school again this week!! im so excited and theres already so much work but its fun :p
ive been going to the gym a lot over the holidays and my butt is always sore !! lol it hurts but in a good way 😩💕
i hope uve been having an amazing week! 🥰
luv from val 💖✨
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merry christmasss!! ✨🎅
i hope you have an amazing day whatever youre doing 🎄✨️
ive loved being your smol gf so much this year 🥰 im so happy u could join me on my smol journey of showing off and being more confident in myself 💖
i opened the cracker and there was a crossword inside lmao 😭 i was expecting a toy or a crown but thats ok lol 🥲
lets sneak off to my room and do the crossword together? :)
xoxo valerie
twas the day before christmas🎄✨️
when all thru the house 🏠
smolrug was bent over💖👅
being watched by a mouse 🐭✨️
the candy cane tasted so good! 🤍❤️👅
check our messages🥰 i sent u a hot present to unwrap 🎁✨
POV im sitting under your christmas tree patiently waiting to be unwrapped 🎁💕
what are ur plans for the holidays? 🥰
ps. im super shy in videos 🙈💕
also yes i was seeing what it smells like at the start 🙈 it smelled like cardboard if ur interested x
im your little bell 🔔🎁
ill be posting a cute little video for u every day until christmas 🎄🌟 come say hi every day 🥰💖
i hope ur having an amazing day xx
i had a dream last night i found the cutest lil smol blue hedgehog abandoned in the rain and i brought him home and fed him hot soup and wanted to snuggle w him and protect him and love him and we snuggled on the bed and i read him bedtime stories and i fell asleep w him in my arms and next morning we go for hot choccies and he waddles over to a giant skyscraper everyone bows this lil smol blue hedgehog is a multimillionaire oil mogul tycoon he brings me to his office uses his manservant as a footstool and licks whipped cream off the secretaries
he tells me ‘banks r zeros dont trust the banks !!’ he then climbs abroad a giant marble sphinx w all his many concubines that is pulled w rope by his servants and then i learnt im pregnant w a smol tiny blue hedgehog baby when did this smol blue hedgehog impregnate me
anyway who wants breakfast in bed?🍑
i went to the beach today, it was so lovely! 💕 i found a message in a bottle!! 📜 it said
“*SOS please save me i am slave get police,
yours shipwrecked, Jackie chan*”
hehe the font was so swirly and cute ! 🥰
the water splashed around my ankles, it was so warm and ticklish ! the sand bar was raised like a little picturesque balcony on top of the ocean waves 🌊 bobbing in the water was another message ! 📜
“*pls to my number one fan it is i Jackie chan Hong Kong actor, filmmaker, martial artist, and stuntman, acting since 1960s, and performing in more than 150 films, well known for my slapstick acrobatic fighting style, comic timing, and innovative stunts, which i typically performs myself, help pls help i am slave*”
how silly ! ✨
i chased a seagull! but tripped over some glass🐚 and dug up under shells and driftwood yet another stupid letter! 📜
“*people make me their slave pls help,
yours shipwrecked,
Jackie ‘believe in yourself ✌🏻’ Chan*”
i threw away the stupid bottle and the stupid letter leave me alone, i skipped under the pier, and thought to make a sand castl- 📜
“*still stuck on Chan island haha no but seriously I am a slave here im forcd to obey my new masters pls anyone help*”
so then i thought this was a good time for some coconut ice cream! 10/10 mouth watering 🥰
what did u do today? 💕
hii im Val ill be ur dentist for today 🥰 teeth are the nails of the mouth u know oh wowie wowie ur throat is the perfect shape for gargling 🥰 i guess my hands are in ur mouth now hehe wow sir ur beard feels so nice on my wrists im going to kiss each of ur teeth individually one by one kiss kiss nononono dont leave stay still i want to show ur pretty teeth garden to all my dentist friends stay still right there in the chair I SAID STAY STILL sshhhhhhhh hush ur such a silly billy i want what’s best for u hehe now my dentist friends and i have voted to put a flower in ur mouth 🌹🌷🌻 open wiiiideeee XD 💕
i went to the theater on the weekend! one of my friends was in the production it was amazing 💖 she is super wholesome and pretty and a waifu type loll i love talking to her abt anime ✨ i blush whenever i see her too😳
after the show we walked around and came to a square with all these food carts and a band! i got some moroccan bbq plate which was sooo good😋 and we joined in on people dancing to the music! then i went home and took these for u 💖✨
how was your weekend?? xx
💖todays smol morning diary💖
wakes up
hugs mr piggie
-looks at no face who is clearly jealous-
-opens phone-
-clicks twitter-
-scroll scroll scrolls-
its literally all boobs
-am horni now- (but why??)
-thinks horni thots-
mad that i have no one for morning cuddles >:(
ok time to take a pic for my OF
-takes pic-🎥✨
all this hard work is making me hungry
-walks to kitchen in underwear-
luckily we have grapes
-eats grapes-
-goes back to bedroom-
still horni and mad >:(
i need to do homework tho
-opens laptop-
v v nekid pic of me is on the screen bcos i was looking at it last night
-its a school laptop-
i want more grapes
i love watching the sunset over the ocean🌅
wrap your arms around me lets cuddle and watch together 🥰 do you love how smol i am? 💕
✨ive been watching rick and morty lol i like this season! have you seen it? x
i really want to get a new pc to play games but the good ones are so expensivee!!
👉👈🥺💕 another thing i need to save for along with a japan trip
I went to sushi train the other night and tried uni which was amazing it tasted like a creamy ocean!
i hope youre having an amazing day babe💖
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