Do you want a girlfriend?
Do you want a girlfriend?
2022-11-26 15:00:53 +0000 UTC View PostDudes dick be sweating all day & want head on arrival. You lucky I like salt on my nuts.
2022-11-26 02:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostI don't care about zodiac signs, if you look good then we compatible š
2022-11-25 22:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostWould your day be better if you received a booty pic from me?
2022-11-25 15:34:32 +0000 UTC View PostI fall in love within 2-3 business days so you need to leave me alone unless youāre ready for that š
2022-11-25 03:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostPeople say theyāll never do you like that but then they do you like that with a remix š©
2022-11-24 15:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostParents can sense disrespect but canāt tell when their kids are depressed š
2022-11-24 04:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostSheās a 10 but thatās also the amount of demons she comes with.
2022-11-23 22:00:22 +0000 UTC View PostIām one minor inconvenience away from starting my villain arc.
2022-11-23 15:00:23 +0000 UTC View PostCompliments are not enough. I need him to worship the ground i walk on
2022-11-23 04:00:22 +0000 UTC View PostI be like, āmind your businessā but be in everyoneās business.
2022-11-22 15:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostLittle miss tells everyone sheās ok but ignores everyone for weeks on end š¤
2022-11-22 04:00:27 +0000 UTC View PostYou help him with his demons, i am his demon. We are not the same.
2022-11-21 22:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostWhen you said you weren't like the others i didn't know you meant worse š
2022-11-21 15:00:22 +0000 UTC View PostWhen I asked you to play with me i didnāt mean with my heart š
2022-11-21 04:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostTip of the day: donāt ever let someone treat you like the celery stick on a plate of wings
2022-11-20 22:00:18 +0000 UTC View Postwhen they've turned into the right person for you but you've turned into the wrong person for them
2022-11-20 15:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostI am NOT your peace, I'm ready to ruin your day as soon as I wake up š
2022-11-20 04:00:19 +0000 UTC View PostI'm done being the bigger person, starting tomorrow i'm becoming the problem š
2022-11-19 22:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostIf they have a roman numerals tattoo, just focus on yourself.
2022-11-19 15:00:21 +0000 UTC View PostIf i start smiling during an argument just apologize because im about to take it too far š
2022-11-19 03:00:19 +0000 UTC View PostHolding hands is not enough, i need to glue myself to you.
2022-11-18 22:00:23 +0000 UTC View PostāYou play too many video gamesā ok? Im about to play you next.
2022-11-18 15:00:25 +0000 UTC View PostIf i tell you im hungry, you have 15 minutes before i become the problem š
2022-11-18 03:00:19 +0000 UTC View PostIf you fall asleep before saying goodnight to me, i hope you get sleep paralysis š
2022-11-17 22:00:26 +0000 UTC View PostIf heās for the streets then iāll be the street lights
2022-11-17 04:00:31 +0000 UTC View PostTelling me you have money doesnt impress me. It only increases your chances of being robbed by me š
2022-11-16 22:00:24 +0000 UTC View PostI know i called you ābroā but i meant it in a loving way ā¤
2022-11-16 04:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostMale friends do not let you vent for long, itās straight to solutions š
2022-11-15 04:00:20 +0000 UTC View Post