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2023-11-02 00:14:01 +0000 UTC View Posthappy halloween and happy book review tuesday soichi by junji ito usually my favorite part of junji ito works are the illustrations, but this time the drawings weren’t as fun or spooky. the stories were the better part imo. i’ve read some of the soichi stories before, but having them collected together is really cool. not as scary as i usually like them to be, but fun. 6 /10 for junji ito, but 7.5/10 relative to all books. makes me kinda sad to say, because he usually makes bangers
2023-10-31 15:24:05 +0000 UTC View Postcheck ur dms for this videoooo i went to a party in this with a bunch of ex mormons lol. how was urs ?
2023-10-30 22:31:01 +0000 UTC View Postlingerie try on haul and toy unboxing and trying them out ! (this one went up on ph already bc of my contract deadline but i wanted you guys to have it on here too. brand new video next friday)
2023-10-27 06:00:03 +0000 UTC View Posthopefully you’re not sick of my boobs yet because here’s 3 more pics of them
2023-10-26 00:07:01 +0000 UTC View Postgonna take the week off of book reviews because i got so behind since bl00d meridian took me forever bc it was icky. thanks for letting me.
2023-10-24 12:21:02 +0000 UTC View PostDon’t bite your lip, I want to do that
2023-10-24 00:06:02 +0000 UTC View Postsunshine in my eyes this ☀️ day
2023-10-23 00:05:02 +0000 UTC View Posthope you’re having a happy day 🥰
2023-10-21 23:58:01 +0000 UTC View Postwaking up from a wet dream <3 trying to remember a dream and rub your clit at the same time is kinda hard it turns out haha maybe ill keep practicing ;)
2023-10-20 22:29:01 +0000 UTC View Postdid a boudoir shoot today and it’s gonna take everything in me to spread these out and not just post them all at once,,, i love them.
2023-10-19 22:10:12 +0000 UTC View Postummmm accidentally posted a book review yesterday bc i thought it was thursday. oops. y’all are gettin a picture of me and the steinbeck short stories collection instead of a review today. i look so good here so it should work.
2023-10-19 22:01:14 +0000 UTC View Postbl00d meridian by cormac mccarthy i’m so sorry guys, because i’m sure a lot of you like this one, but i had a terrible time. i don’t like vi0lence. i don’t like g0re, so why the fuck did i read this, knowing damn well just the word “scalp” makes me nauseous? cuz im a fucking idiot that’s why. i wanted to see what ideas mr mccarthy was hiding in that big ass forehead of his. it’s critically acclaimed for a reason. it has a lot to say about race, some to say about gender, and is masterfully written. the judge has some of the hardest lines in history. it’s metal af, i’ll give it that, but how metal something is not a category on my rating rubric. 5/10 based off my subjective reading experience. i know lots of people who can stomach this kind of stuff really like this one.
2023-10-18 21:19:58 +0000 UTC View Postmad honey jodi picoult and jennifer boylan i gotta stop reading the books my aunt lends me dude. i’m always either bored, angry, or both. guessed the ending so early on and had to sludge through the rest,,,, again. this girl seriously needs to research better. technically there were multiple authors on this one, but i’m choosing to blame jodi bc last book i read of hers she put japanese names backwards, american style. endometriosis is not cured by a hysterectomy, no matter how much we all wish there was a cure, and although this doesn’t explicitly state it’s a cure, it implies it. the middle of the book twist did get me though, even though it was foreshadowed very well. i wish i could say more, but i try to be spoiler free with these reviews. i liked reading about the beekeeping. i also found myself chuckling a couple times, so it wasn’t all bad. sometimes i was laughing AT the author and her ignorance though, like when she said “we would *do* bongs.” listen jodi, you can hit the bong, you can rip the bong, you can even make a bong, but you can not *do a bong* wait,,, actually,,, new video idea. let’s go with 5/10
2023-10-17 17:25:04 +0000 UTC View PostMy mind is a dirty thing. And I love having you in it
2023-10-16 23:52:04 +0000 UTC View Postwhat’s my favorite color ? get the correct answer and get a picture in your dms ;) (i’ll send the pic in a week or so, once the votes are closed, that way i can get everyone at once )
2023-10-15 18:52:03 +0000 UTC View Posthigh me wanted to make you this video.
2023-10-14 01:30:03 +0000 UTC View Postlet’s make the neighbors complain ❣️
2023-10-13 23:48:04 +0000 UTC View Postthis whole femcel thing is slowly starting to become unfunny. literally wtf do i do? go into public? idk about all that.
2023-10-13 15:07:46 +0000 UTC View Postthe alchemist paulo coelho what the hell man? that part about the “g*psy” woman and how they are all scary and thieves ? romani people i am so sorry for buying this book. in the introduction the author says that every part of himself is in this book, and i’m like, “yeah especially the prejudice parts, jesus christ.” he is not only prejudice against romani people, but women in general, people of other religions, languages, cultures, etc. i don’t really find any part of this redeeming. without the racism and sexism it would probably be a 5/10. bland, predictable, offers nothing of substance. there’s truth to it, but nothing we haven’t all read and experienced before. take out the romani woman scene and a few other lines and i would have said “meh,” but because i am so disgusted with the author and with myself for having had purchased this xenophobic trash, i’m going -2/10. haven’t rated one in the negatives since last year when i masochistically reread promise me. hopefully i’ll never have to again.
2023-10-13 02:44:02 +0000 UTC View Post