Going away for my birthday weekend. Going to be coming home ..
Going away for my birthday weekend. Going to be coming home a lot fatter. Starting the weekend off with the buffet later tonight.
2024-04-12 18:10:55 +0000 UTC View PostGoing away for my birthday weekend. Going to be coming home a lot fatter. Starting the weekend off with the buffet later tonight.
2024-04-12 18:10:55 +0000 UTC View PostJust finished my bucket of fried chicken for dinner. What’s for second dinner?
2024-04-12 00:27:07 +0000 UTC View PostFriendly reminder that all tips convince me to order off of DoorDash. Don’t you want to be the reason I’m gorging myself on fast food 6 times a day?
2024-04-09 15:51:50 +0000 UTC View PostChugging down my gainer shake. Hoping these will really blow me up.
2024-04-04 23:45:28 +0000 UTC View PostEating pizza, drinking soda, and lots of burps.
2024-03-29 01:19:14 +0000 UTC View Post2 Chipotle burritos no longer does the trick of making me painfully stuffed. Gotta start ordering 3.
2024-03-28 01:48:35 +0000 UTC View PostWatch me eat an entire bucket of fried chicken dipped in gravy, guzzle down a few cokes, let out a good amount of burps, and finish it all by chugging the rest of the gravy.
2024-03-25 01:39:57 +0000 UTC View PostHaving lots of fun with my new toy.
2024-03-20 01:42:07 +0000 UTC View PostI’m now in my funneling melted ice cream phase.
2024-03-19 04:40:45 +0000 UTC View PostSent out my cruise album. Let me know if you were expecting it and don’t see it. Anyone else who still wants to see just tip at least $10 on this post to see how much of a pig I was.
2024-03-13 02:12:15 +0000 UTC View PostFinally home from my cruise and I’ve never been so bloated in my life. Can’t wait to share it with the tippers on my earlier post.
2024-03-11 15:51:34 +0000 UTC View PostGetting ready to hit the beach and the buffet.
2024-03-01 02:13:41 +0000 UTC View PostGoing on a cruise this weekend to Mexico. Gonna be quiet during that time since WiFi sucks on board, but I’ll try to update. Tip here so I can destroy myself with as many tacos as possible. Everyone who tips a minimum of $10 receives a special cruise album when I get back. Hopefully I’m coming back visibly fatter and rounder.
2024-02-29 06:50:20 +0000 UTC View PostThere is nothing I love more than chugging down melted ice cream after I’ve already been a pig all day. If any ounce of my stomach was empty, it’s now filled with fattening ice cream.
2024-02-27 01:16:50 +0000 UTC View PostGoing on a cruise in a few weeks so I’m trying on last years cruise clothes. I was thirsty so I decided to drink some whole milk.
2024-02-22 01:34:47 +0000 UTC View PostFeeling round after a big lunch.
2024-02-16 18:54:10 +0000 UTC View PostChugging melted ice cream and getting a little messy.
2024-02-13 05:02:54 +0000 UTC View PostThis is my post bucket of fried chicken body.
2024-02-08 02:01:03 +0000 UTC View PostJust eating an entire tub of pudding for a small dessert.
2024-02-07 04:02:39 +0000 UTC View PostThrowback to that time in December I went to two different buffets in the same day.
2024-02-06 23:03:40 +0000 UTC View PostMake sure to have your renew on to receive a nice treat in the coming days.
2024-02-06 22:57:21 +0000 UTC View PostCould finally start eating solid food again. You’ll be seeing a lot more of this belly blowing up.
2024-02-06 02:25:16 +0000 UTC View Post