I’ve had a lovely festive ol’ jolly-ass time but I’m soooo grateful to be back in my own hermit turf with the world’s comfiest best ever waiting for me tonight! I sleep with an electric blanket, a mattress topper, and one of those super fluffy “teddy” duvets! Heh! It’s a miracle I get out of bed at all.
Out of curiosity, has anyone ever used one of those spiked coarse shaping dishes for angle grinders before? 🤓
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2021-12-27 11:45:43 +0000 UTC
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In a ridiculous turn of events yesterday, whilst replacing the broken timer on the aaaaancient boiler, and everything going fine and dandy- I kid you not, the boiler pump broke! I didn’t even touch it man! I think it got shorted or something because the wire I pulled out of it had loose cables touching eachother inside it! Managed to get to B&Q with 15 minutes to spare before it closed yesterday, and miraculously got the last boiler pump that was there! Then, had to make some a Christmas woodwork orders ready to post out this morning! 😩 what a fiasco! So here I am; the exact same temperature stripped in my workshop, as I am in the house (my dad is having to come over today to fix the pump 😅 I can do electrics, I can’t do pipe stuff noooooo sir no sireebob!) wish us luck please ❤️ My nipples can only stay this erect with the cold for so long! Uncensored despair over on @melkimbrown
2021-12-20 11:17:50 +0000 UTC
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Oh lawd she loungin’ 🦎
Although, actually, I have been working my rotund butt off making woodwork orders every single heckin’ day so that customers can get them in-time for Christmas; been trying to find a new payment gateway for my panty and tights store (I still sell them!); mysteriously getting another high mark in maths for physics and also building copious drawer units in the house. 😵💫 my fingers are numb from non-stop DIY that it’s difficult for me to break a bar of chocolate in half… 😂 @melkimbrown
2021-12-16 00:40:58 +0000 UTC
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Back in here again but this time delightfully co-ordinated! Lotsa pink 😝 🌸
Guys, please check out my “F” account… it’s in yesterday morning’s post, please 😘
2021-12-02 11:02:34 +0000 UTC
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Wanna trade some nude pics for some cash for me to buy espresso whilst I sit in my local cafe catching up on my physics assignment? 😳
2021-12-01 11:24:21 +0000 UTC
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Pouty face after being told off for breaching some acceptable use on here yesterday! I had some videos deleted; for shame!
If you haven’t done so already, check out my list of most-used social sites! 😇 some of my accounts are looking sooooo lonely and like I’m talking to a brick wall 😅
https://linktr.ee/Melspanties
2021-12-01 10:08:50 +0000 UTC
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Pushing my luck with the last of the gas in the heater being naked in here, like! Heh 😝 you know what’s just occurred to me? I haven’t ever been asked to make a play video here in the shed! Do you not like my building efforts?! 🤣💔
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2021-11-30 10:41:17 +0000 UTC
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I’ll never be able to wear any other tights since these! But more importantly… hurricane Arwen huh 🙃 is everyone okay? My mam rang me this morning to say it had killed a golden tree they’d been growing for 4 x 365 days (bloody OF restricted words 🤣) in their garden, and their fence, and my dad’s fountain he built 😭
2021-11-28 18:16:23 +0000 UTC
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Anyone to soap my dusty feet? 🥺
2021-11-26 10:14:58 +0000 UTC
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😎 I’m so gravely uncool, I just go full-circle 🤓
2021-11-25 21:21:37 +0000 UTC
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Here’s a video nobody asked for 😎 I’m quite sad it might be too chilly to work in here in my skivvies for a while! Not wearing much clothes when doing this proper reduces how much dust I drag into the house and I don’t have to wash any sawdust out of clothes! I maintain that lingerie + DIY = very practical! I’d like to see all contractors and builders and handymen adopt this approach! 😂
2021-11-25 09:54:32 +0000 UTC
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Don’t let the fact I’m outside half-dressed in a see-through set with some sunlight up against me fool you… it is absolutely freezing and thank god for my thigh fat reserves keeping me right this Winter! 🤣
Oh guess what happened to me today. I got the results back from my science assignment expecting to get maybe around 70% maximum because I rushed it (thinking about how awful maths was the whole time) and I got 96% 😭 I cried like a baby, I am so confused how I got that mark 😭 what is happening 😭
2021-11-24 11:39:55 +0000 UTC
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I have been bought a forest green lace bodysuit from a Victoria’s Secret! 🤩
It seems to be missing a small amount of fabric, though 🤔 can you tell where?!
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2021-11-20 00:48:11 +0000 UTC
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It is incredibly rare that I don’t have to censor ones from my other profile to here… 😂 enjoy!
I can’t be bothered to reiterate what I wrote on @melkimbrown … you honestly aren’t missing anything- I’m asking about bricks and building work and draught blocks… 🤣
2021-11-18 21:25:36 +0000 UTC
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😇 you know where the nude set is 😇
I don’t always post nudes… I sometimes post existential crisis @melkimbrown
2021-11-17 12:34:03 +0000 UTC
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Just struttin’ about as though it doesn’t already feel like Winter is balls-deep in the U.K.! 🤣
What would you guess I did about an hour before I took this?
2021-11-12 11:43:21 +0000 UTC
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I’m definitely going to have to start putting the heater on down here now! Though I’m grateful for how humid today feels, it’s like a blankie of warm(ish) air!
I’ve started getting quite a few woodwork orders in for the whisky trays and things recently which I’m working on today; are people buying Christmas presents earlier this year or am I just lucky right now? If you don’t hear back from me I got lost in a cloud of oak dust xoxox 😂
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2021-11-10 10:58:55 +0000 UTC
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Not posted on here lately because I’m soooooo done with censoring everything from my other nudey account 🤣
So, heres a (innocent) video to prove I’m still pottering about- Just whinging about how cold it is, to even out when I was sad and whinging about how hot it was only a few months ago. 🥲
Picking up my new glasses though! 🤩 I need bodysuits to match the brown frames! (I don’t have any chocolate brown bodysuits- for shame!)
2021-11-05 20:30:16 +0000 UTC
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Too many things to censor from my main account to post on here lately soooooo… here’s a ~ “Dark Souls” game replica post! ~ This is the last battery powered one I’ll make, which I’m sending out today; I think I have sussed how to make them using a cabled (and most-importantly- changeable!) bulb version! Just waiting on a few more supplies to arrive then I’ll put my thinking cap on! 🤔
I would have taken a video making this in my lingerie… but there’s soooooo many tedious stages to making this you will have been bored outta your mind 🤣
2021-10-13 09:31:19 +0000 UTC
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Just kinda standing like I did not just make a video of me up to no good then licking my fingers and doing that thing that I just did. I need to add that just looking innocent and none-the-wiser people in the eye minutes after I make a video is sometimes the oddest titillation 😅
Uncensored photos and videos @ @melkimbrown
2021-10-12 11:02:58 +0000 UTC
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This is my bed hair and I’m not even ashamed anymore. I have found that the worse you look on a daily basis, the better people ignore you, which is bliss 😂
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2021-10-11 11:02:42 +0000 UTC
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Just a leopard escaping the zoo, nothing to see here 🐆
I have hit my toes on that lamp so many times that I ought to hoy that out of here instead to be honest (yeah yeah I’ll move it… sheesh!!)
Uncensored photos and videos at @melkimbrown
2021-10-10 11:04:30 +0000 UTC
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When I first bought this green mesh set I thought I mightn’t like it because I didn’t let my super-pink nipples let their hue shine through 🍒😂 however, the little black vertical embroidery on it DOES quite match my little lady bits that you can *juuuuuust* about see through the material… in the words of a sleazy Bret Michaels: “every rose has it’s thorn” 😂
You’ll have seen exactly what my pink juicy lady bits look like, if you were over on my more active and NSFW channel @melkimbrown 😜
2021-10-09 11:05:01 +0000 UTC
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You know where to find my unobscured ones… @melkimbrown 😇
2021-10-08 11:05:07 +0000 UTC
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I’ll be honest, I just do want to lie in a warm bubble bath with my stockinged legs draped out, whilst someone kneels outside the tub and massages my stockinged feet 😇 would you?
2021-10-07 11:05:05 +0000 UTC
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Loads of places here have been flooded because of yesterday’s storm! My drill it delivery couldn’t come! 😭 wah!
Alas, BEHOLD my satin and green thong combo! The full nude set is on my other profile @melkimbrown
That last pic from the set of 5… it was a bit too explicit for me to blur out without laughing so I’ve stuck a sticker over it instead 😂
Dishing out some dirty GIFs of myself I’ve made… I keep making GIFs anytime I’ve been too stuck on some wild physics maths question! 😂 (only on @melkimbrown obviously!)
2021-10-06 11:04:44 +0000 UTC
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Clothes on (😱) but the ol’ razzle dazzle balances out with the espresso… I’m elated to have thefted the “person” cherry of such an amazing landscape and nature photographer 🤩
2021-10-05 11:05:02 +0000 UTC
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Starting the day off with some indecency on my uncensored profile @melkimbrown
I would have uploaded the photo set here but there was too much to censor I got bored 😂 if you wanna see them you know which account to go to 😂
2021-10-04 08:09:28 +0000 UTC
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The 3 stages of “please help me get to Edinburgh for Halloween, the hotels are shockingly expensive” on @melkimbrown before the inevitable 4th flashing! 😂
Honestly though… I’ve just seen a hotel room for 30th October til 1st November for £1125 🙃 what the living heck?! The fright of Halloween came early when I saw that man! I think I might just burrow in like a mole here in Kielder, there’s enough forest to hide and live in, isn’t there?
2021-10-03 08:05:14 +0000 UTC
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These carpentry pencils are incredibly sharp I dread the day I lose this little red cap for them! 😅 that said, maybe I shouldn’t be too afraid; I’m long overdue a solid poking! 😂
Official start of uni today! Specifically, the maths side of it! All that swotting up for the past month or so in preparation and now it feels like it’s just flew out my mind and left a note telling my memory it isn’t allowed the info back! Aaaaaaaaahh!!!
Full set and more uncensored photos and videos over @ @melkimbrown - come say hello! 🙂
2021-10-02 09:04:12 +0000 UTC
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