Now that summer is headed, I’ll be finishing this workshop/mini bar FINALLY! It’s a bit of a mess at the moment, wouldn’t you say? 🤔
I’ll keep you posted with each stage I’m at with it 😍
Oddly enough, what I’m wearing here is genuinely less of a hazard than wearing jackets with sleeves or with hood toggles in here 😅
I can tell you flat-out I did not deserve to be bought a What Katie Did 50s satin bullet bra 🖤😭
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3 pics today; scroll right ➡️ to see! And ofcourse, where would I be without a slo-mo video! I’ll upload that now! 😋 can’t go more than a few days without that! Nope!
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This little peachy bodysuit leaves nothing to the imagination, does it? 👀
this might be the clearest photo so far of my tattoo, too! 🦊
Also, today is the last posting dates for my panties and stuff! 💌 then I guess I’ll have to wait until after Christmas to post everything again? Although as of this morning I am completely up-to-date with everything, which feels amazing! 😍 given I’m already prattling on right now, the background isn’t trashed or messy (well it is messy) it’s my massive pile of Christmas presents to dish out in a few days 😅 don’t judge! Hahaha!
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This little peachy bodysuit leaves nothing to the imagination, does it? 👀
this might be the clearest photo so far of my tattoo, too! 🦊
Also, today is the last posting dates for my panties and stuff! 💌 then I guess I’ll have to wait until after Christmas to post everything again? Although as of this morning I am completely up-to-date with everything, which feels amazing! 😍 given I’m already prattling on right now, the background isn’t trashed or messy (well it is messy) it’s my massive pile of Christmas presents to dish out in a few days 😅 don’t judge! Hahaha!
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This little peachy bodysuit leaves nothing to the imagination, does it? 👀
this might be the clearest photo so far of my tattoo, too! 🦊
Also, today is the last posting dates for my panties and stuff! 💌 then I guess I’ll have to wait until after Christmas to post everything again? Although as of this morning I am completely up-to-date with everything, which feels amazing! 😍 given I’m already prattling on right now, the background isn’t trashed or messy (well it is messy) it’s my massive pile of Christmas presents to dish out in a few days 😅 don’t judge! Hahaha!
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Grab these ankles and pull me onto you; this little rabbit needs pinning down tonight.
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I got a fishnet bra! Considering you can see all the way through it, I figured I might as well make that a combo and match the lower half of me 👀
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An unexpected whisky came through my door 💌 I’ve never even heard of this one before; Naked Grouse! I am excited 🤩 I’ll let you know what it’s like! I was supposed to make an oak table today in the shed but perhaps it’s best I take that off mind for now? 😂
Cheers to you Peter! 🥃 🥂 xxx
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An unexpected whisky came through my door 💌 I’ve never even heard of this one before; Naked Grouse! I am excited 🤩 I’ll let you know what it’s like! I was supposed to make an oak table today in the shed but perhaps it’s best I take that off mind for now? 😂
Cheers to you Peter! 🥃 🥂 xxx
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Haven’t grouped pics together in ages! I prefer inundating you with photos in your face rather than let you choose whether you want to see them or not hahaha!
HOW VERY CUTE ARE MY SOCKS PLEASE thankyou.
I’m lounging about waiting for my new shoes to arrive... 🤭 yeah I know you’ve seen my various jam-packed shoe racks but that 100% is not the point 😂
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Oh my life I fell asleep so early last night! I don’t even remember if I ate last night?!
Sorry guys; I’m still here to force feed you my terrible daily private-message chatter! 😂
Here’s a pic of me rummaging around in my pants for this morning’s enthusiasm for uni work... I know it’s around here somewhere? 🤔
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So I bought this bra (and miraculously, a 30DD fits me?!) however there were absolutely no matching panties ANYWHERE online at all! After genuinely spending hours trying to find them, I find them online in the US bur they don’t ship to the UK! 😭 however, in an absolutely ace move, a guy from America I know has let me use his address to nab them, and then when they arrive with him, he will send them on to me! 😭 I can’t wait! Until they arrive, I guess I’m going to wear it sans panty? 🤔
PS- at the moment, the passageway right by the front door is the only room I haven’t bombarded with various tools that I need to put back in my shed! Until the days get brighter, is the only place with decent lighting! The downside is that I am genuinely right by the front door in full view of passerby’s and postmen. 🙃 (no stranger there?)
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I have hypothermia (I’ve been in a freezing cold northern field with just a bra and pants on and occasionally a fluffy coat) but I also have a fox! 🦊 shout out to my ace photographer today who put with with my naff banter and runny nose! 😂
Dont mind the boards in the background; I was very clever and left my oak to warp up against the shed wall during Christmas and gave it a fanciful bend through too to bottom 🙃 attempting to fix it with clamps and heat!
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Look at this beautiful set I got through the post 💕 I love the fit of it so much I’ve now got my eye on all the other colours they had, too! It’s so soft 💕 and ofcourse, Lindt, too! 😛 at the rate I’m eating these chocolates maybe my lingerie won’t fit so beautifully anymore?! 😅
I’m now going to dabble in my incompetent editing skills to pop some censor bars across this video for Instagram. Wish iz luck like!
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From Halloween! Trying to dapper-up my workshop a little!
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Very poor internet signal here up in Kielder! The drizzle and fog made my hair turn into an 80’s thrash metal teenage boy’s hair so I guess that’s today’s look then 😂 I was a ditzy and only packed one pair of tights for the whole 4 days?! Ah! 🙈 here’s an innocent video. For now 🤔
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Since this pic; the roof is on (only as of today, my knees hurt so bad clambering you there to hammer in nails into the felt! Currently I’m lying in bed feeling like I’ve been beaten up 😵), the walls are in, permanent electric is in and a start on the outside decking is a-go! It’s now soooo much warmer in here having a heater and being able to close the door (I could’ve before as I had to use a really long extension lead from inside all the way into the house to power everything!) to keep the heat in. I can finally comfortable crack on with my pussy lamp 😂
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Well after yesterday’s relief and excitement at handing in the assignment that I haven’t shut-up about for days; I proceeded to inevitably panic thinking “this is going too smoothly!” and assumed I was late with some other work! So I’ve spent the whole day racing through some geology, and now I’m knackered; only to find out I’ve been reading work for in weeks ahead! 🙃 Why must my brain cells fool me like this. Where’s the jester emoji?
So now I’m in bed, post-crisis. Trying to relax 😂
Before I nip to my message folder and have a chat with you all (I’m so sorry in advance to whoever I fall asleep on the keyboard on! It’s not personal 🤣 I’m shattered!) I want to ask you all something! I’ve set it as a Poll so your answers can be anonymous. But the question is something I’ve been very very curious about lately, I just can’t get it off my mind 🤔
Question is:
Are you keeping your aubergine 🍆 well-polished?
If your answer to this question is no, then drop Nurse Mel a message and I will cure your ailments asap! 👩🏼⚕️
Photos featuring: Harley Davidson panties I bought when I was still in, uhhh... nevermind! 🤭 Amazingly, they fit perfectly!
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Tiny video with a toe wiggle requested to be publicly shared! Back in my garish shirt today! 😁
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SFW pics this morning; sorry! 😜 just wanted to show off this gorgeous bra that arrived! It’s kinda a bit Vampy don’t you think? I’d love a pair of panties to match the aesthetic of it! 🦇♥️ I’m doing a little tinkering in the shed today to make a resin skull lamp; but a very good friend has just given me a killer idea for a new lamp. It’s NSFW so I probably need to never connect it to my actual woodworking business else I might lose a lot of innocent vanilla clients there 🤣 I’m so excited to make it!
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