I put a honk if you think I'm sexy bumper sticker on my jeep. Now I sit at green lights for a little self esteem boost.
2022-06-11 10:59:07 +0000 UTC View PostJust because you are going 5 mph over the speed limit doesn't mean you can drive in the left lane. Some of us are out here trying to REALLY break some laws. MOVE
2022-06-10 21:30:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Back in my day we didn't have internet "beef". We just got off the the bus at a different stop kicked some ass and then walked home. People got it too easy.
2022-06-10 17:47:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Everyone else can post inspirational quotes this morning...I'm horny and need coffee.
2022-06-10 08:26:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I just saw the neighbors kid licking whipped cream off a cat. I'm pretty sure he heard something he wasn't supposed to.
2022-06-10 01:39:07 +0000 UTC View Post
@lunareine is the winner of my impromptu good news contest today. Go visit her page and give her more reasons to celebrate. Lots of folks shared good news today. Made my whole day better. Go read them on my previous post.
2022-06-09 21:51:38 +0000 UTC View PostAccording to OF I have $6.71 in my wallet. Who wants it? 20 likes and tell me something good that happened to you this week gets you a shot at it. Contest ends at 430pm and winner gets the cash and a wall post shout out.
2022-06-09 16:14:31 +0000 UTC View Post
@minx_missm_free is a new friend and a new account. Go like the page and share some love. They have 8 whole posts it won't take long. As a reminder I will do you a new friend post too...just ask me how.
2022-06-09 12:59:33 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm not saying sex would fix all my problems. But it sure couldn't hurt.
2022-06-09 10:03:40 +0000 UTC View Post
14000 people are having sex right now. 25000 people are kissing. 50000 people are hugging. And you? You are reading this and believe me I'm not happy that I'm just typing either. ðŸ˜
2022-06-09 03:11:03 +0000 UTC View Post
My last 5 free promos of the day. These are some cool creators and you should follow and like them up. @yayme9060-free @juicypeaches07 @starbuck428 @browneyedhurricane @maddkitty
2022-06-09 02:26:56 +0000 UTC View Post
9 more cool peeps you should know. Follow and like em all....I do. Hope to see you all at 9pm tonight. @naughty_nurse.sandy @dani-california @lunamontoya69 @josiemarie @sexynursejennfree @darlingnikki5 @kinkyychocolatefree @piperplusxoxo
2022-06-08 22:35:51 +0000 UTC View Post
7 more cool creators let me share them on my story now here comes the wall post. Go check them out and like them up. Hope to see you all tonight at 9pm. For the Live show. @knottykat @evelynwow @samanthasm @couple5555 @cealliaghfree @cmurdy7 @roni_lyn41
2022-06-08 19:01:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Dear Vegans, I caught this MF eating your grass. You are welcome.
2022-06-08 18:21:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Look how many cool people trusted me with their photos. I have posted them all in my story but wanted to make sure more people saw them so here are the 4th 10 in no particular order. Go like em up. HAPPY HUMP DAY PROMO Hope to see you all tonight at 9pm for a few Pervs @carlierae6619 @bbwxxxtina @fierceleo @impossible.alice @olive-mayfree @cherryconsequence @roxxxyd10 @sexyangelforyou @veryhadley @sexylexi89
2022-06-08 17:30:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Look how many cool people trusted me with their photos. I have posted them all in my story but wanted to make sure more people saw them so here are the 3rd 10 in no particular order. Go like em up. HAPPY HUMP DAY PROMO Hope to see you all tonight at 9pm for a few Pervs @playtime0514 @ashe_inferno @ohitsmad @greenqueen4 @saltyaa @aria-free @princessmorgan1 @pervcouplegoals @stonergodess4201 @gretchengoez
2022-06-08 16:59:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Look how many cool people trusted me with their photos. I have posted them all in my story but wanted to make sure more people saw them so here are the 2nd 10 in no particular order. Go like em up. HAPPY HUMP DAY PROMO Hope to see you all tonight at 9pm for a few Pervs @sweethoneydrop1 @peekatmine_free @g-baby79 @ms.frizz @jollygoodcouple @onesweetone @feetcougar @farmgirl16 @maefree @sexygreeneyes0312
2022-06-08 16:15:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Look how many cool people trusted me with their photos. I have posted them all in my story but wanted to make sure more people saw them so here are the 1st 10 in no particular order. Go like em up. HAPPY HUMP DAY PROMO Hope to see you all tonight at 9pm for a few Pervs @monicamillion @mistressnikkiuk_1vip @kaitlyn_babe @lunareine @peekmarie @misskinkysub @loves2swallowu @dax_dixie @dieselfittee @brite-girl
2022-06-08 15:30:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Tonight 9pm est. @promote-a-hoe @rando_mike and I will be hosting an OPEN MIC NIGHT. Ask your questions...it's all open. We will see you in the chat.
2022-06-08 14:00:45 +0000 UTC View Post
I remember keeping a journal as a kid and getting mad if people read it. Now I post stuff here everyday and get mad if they don't.
2022-06-08 10:04:39 +0000 UTC View Post
A person 700 miles texting me in the middle of the night saying I'm horny and need you is no better than a Pizza texting me from Italy saying eat me. Sure it's nice to hear but what can I do about it now.
2022-06-08 03:37:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Sex over 50 can be really exciting. Sometimes you don't know if it's an orgasm a heart attack or leg cramp.
2022-06-07 21:56:06 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm doing one of those escape rooms this afternoon. Well ... Im actually going to work. But I'm hoping to escape.
2022-06-07 18:14:06 +0000 UTC View Post
There is a certain species of Octopus that when the male finds a mate, he rips off his penis and throws it at her so she can inseminate herself. Meanwhile he just grows another penis. If that isn't the ULTIMATE go fuck yourself I don't know what is.
2022-06-07 15:23:21 +0000 UTC View PostI think it's a miracle Jesus was able to turn water into wine but I thank God each morning for giving me the ability to turn water into coffee Good morning friends have a great day!
2022-06-07 09:26:43 +0000 UTC View Post
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2022-06-06 17:30:23 +0000 UTC View Post
@marylou2021 If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by lunchtime.
2022-06-06 11:57:13 +0000 UTC View Post
@amberhayes What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? If you aren't following Amber....why not? She's just so WOW. Plus she follows me so you know she has great taste. 🤣😉😘
2022-06-06 10:03:59 +0000 UTC View Post
She said that I came fast. Nope I came 1st. I'm a winner. So get dressed and get out. I don't mess with loosers.
2022-06-06 00:59:04 +0000 UTC View Post
I hate deadbeats and flies. But the more I hang around deadbeats....the flies ain't half bad.
2022-06-05 20:02:30 +0000 UTC View Post