Are you ready for 2024? New year, new you? (Are you cloning yourself? If there are two of you, can we do a little something something 🥵?)
2023-12-27 18:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
All I wanted for Christmas was a facial and I got one! 🎉❤️
2023-12-26 18:27:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh boy, Santa *does* exist!! ❤️🎅❤️
2023-12-25 18:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Do I have to beg to give you a Christmas kiss? 🥺
2023-12-23 18:13:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Something something *ho ho ho* 🎅🥵
2023-12-22 18:04:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Are you going to finish unwrapping your present, or are you going to make me wait until Christmas morning? 😱😱😱
2023-12-21 18:02:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Red looks good on me, I think. 😳
2023-12-20 18:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
This is the only time I can get away from Steely Dan --the pet rooster with authority issues-- but sometimes he still comes barging in.🐓
2023-12-19 18:09:02 +0000 UTC View Post
It's a week until Christmas and maybe you want to send your favorite (or at least in the top ten, right? ...right? 🥺) porn star a holiday gift 😍! If you're thinking "heck yes, I need to shower Casey in fluids but also cute shoes or lingerie" here you go! ❤️
🎄 www.wishtender.com/caseycalvert
🎄 https://www.amazon.com/hz/wis…
*Motivational Monday!* It's okay to ask for what you want. Try it out! 💦👅
2023-12-18 18:17:01 +0000 UTC View Post
One week until Christmas!! I suppose you can open *one* of your presents early... 🎀
2023-12-17 05:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Sometimes I feel like the luckiest lady in the world ❤️
2023-12-16 18:03:01 +0000 UTC View Post
***This is it!*** The final day to order your cookies! 😱
2023-12-15 17:38:01 +0000 UTC View Post
No clever caption here, I think my butt's enough
2023-12-13 18:04:02 +0000 UTC View Post
I did not win the wet t-shirt contest, but I felt like a winner anyhow. 🏆
2023-12-12 18:04:01 +0000 UTC View Post
For those of you who tipped on to help me get this HoneyBirdette set a couple months ago, your thank you reward is in your messages ❤️! Thank you so freaking much, this set is a (wet 💦) dream!
For those of you who weren't able to help out, you can tip...
🖤 $10 on this post for five pics!
🖤 $15 on this post for ten pics!
🖤 $20 on this post for five+ten pics!
For those of you who *did* tip to help me get this awesome freaking lingerie and want to see the rest of the photos, you can tip
🌟 $10 on this post for all five+ten pics!
*Motivational Monday!* Even little things can bring great joy. 💕
2023-12-11 18:05:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning and happy Sunday! 🎉
2023-12-10 18:05:01 +0000 UTC View Post
This is Steely Dan's fault but I'm not complaining 😈
2023-12-09 18:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
One week left to order cookies!! 🍪🍪🍪
2023-12-08 18:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
What are you hoping to find under your tree this Christmas?
2023-12-07 18:02:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm ready for my spanking... 😳
2023-12-06 18:15:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Someone is at the door! Is it you? ❤️
2023-12-05 18:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
*Motivational Monday!* Sometimes you have to kick up your heels and relax... whatever that looks like. 🤪
2023-12-04 18:02:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I miss beach days but it's too cold to go! 😭😭😭
2023-12-03 18:08:02 +0000 UTC View Post
🎄👩🍳 **Casey’s Kitchen Is Open For The Holidays!!** 👩🍳🎄
You read that correctly!! There was enough interest that I decided my bakery had to open this year! That’s right, you can get holiday cookies straight from my “back oven!” If you’re feeling extra fancy, you can order iced cookies… but the rear “icing attachment” I use can get a little messy 🔥. My bakery closes on 12/15, so make sure to order before then! (Also, you need to have a US address I can ship to, sorry to my international fans!!) Please message me with your order. All packages come with a signed Christmas card! ❤️
🎅*Casey’s Christmas Cookie Packages*🎅
🍪 Package 1 ~ Two Cookies ($100)
🍪 Package 2 ~ Two Cookies + Icing ($200)
🍪 Package 3 ~ Two Cookies + Cookie Making Video ($150)
🍪 Package 4 ~ Two Cookies + Cookie Making Video + Icing ($250)
🍪 Package 5 ~ Two Cookies + One Minute Personalized Video of Me Making Your Cookies ($450)
🍪 Package 6 ~ Two Cookies + Two Minute Personalized Video of Me Making (and Icing!) Your Cookies + Icing ($500)
☃️☃️***If you purchase your cookies through The Other Site, you will also get a signed holiday polaroid!! From me! Of me!!*** ☃️☃️
At the end of this month, I always have to ask... how's your No Nut November going? Will you be able to hold out until the end of today? 🫣
2023-11-30 18:07:01 +0000 UTC View Post
