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Woke up with bedhead, no pants, and a dangerous amount of co..

Woke up with bedhead, no pants, and a dangerous amount of confidence. Feeling like a walking thirst trap before coffee 😆

Today’s goal: drink water, be sexy, and maybe misplace my un..

Today’s goal: drink water, be sexy, and maybe misplace my underwear by accident on purpose

The moan was instinctive, the shame was instant, and now I a..

The moan was instinctive, the shame was instant, and now I am one accidental wiggle away from a full-on crisis. Who wants to see if it was a one-time fluke or a full-blown talent?

It was supposed to be a normal morning… now I’m sitting here..

It was supposed to be a normal morning… now I’m sitting here blushing and wondering if I’ve just discovered the laziest foreplay ever. I swear my thighs have a mind of their own 😏

I just sat on my hand and moaned by accident 😭 The human bod..

I just sat on my hand and moaned by accident 😭 The human body is not meant to be this sensitive before coffee… but apparently, mine missed the memo. Should I explore this new skill further?

I tried to start my day responsibly, but then I bent over to..

I tried to start my day responsibly, but then I bent over to grab something and… well, let's just say I had to take a detour 😘

Wore panties to feel “put together”… and now they’re around ..

Wore panties to feel “put together”… and now they’re around my ankles while I pretend that was part of the plan. If you want the uncensored version of this chaos, the DMs are open 😈

They’re lacy, tiny, and holding on like a background charact..

They’re lacy, tiny, and holding on like a background character in a drama they weren’t prepared for. I sneezed and they almost disintegrated. Send help. Or tips. Or both.

My panties are strictly decorative at this point 😂 I put the..

My panties are strictly decorative at this point 😂 I put them on for the illusion of modesty… but we both know they’re coming off faster than my willpower when someone says “good girl.”

𝐀𝐍𝐀𝐋 𝐕𝐈𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐓𝐘Are you an anal fan? I am sure you will be del..

𝐀𝐍𝐀𝐋 𝐕𝐈𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐓𝐘

Are you an anal fan? I am sure you will be delighted to watch me take my anal virginity❤️

Why does my pillow have a better cuddle game than half my ex..

Why does my pillow have a better cuddle game than half my exes? But unlike them, I am wet this morning 😈

Looked down and realized I was still in my apron… and nothin..

Looked down and realized I was still in my apron… and nothing else. That frosting moment unlocked something, and now I have a cupcake in one hand and a toy in the other. Guess which one lasted longer.

Tried to be sweet… accidentally made it filthy. I was cleani..

Tried to be sweet… accidentally made it filthy. I was cleaning frosting off my finger, but then I made eye contact with the spoon and suddenly we were in a full-blown porno. Someone, take my mixing bowl away.

I licked frosting off my finger and things escalated fast 🥵 ..

I licked frosting off my finger and things escalated fast 🥵 One second I was being cute in the kitchen, the next I was straddling the counter like it owed me money. Baking? More like breaking my self-control.

Good morning! I woke up, stretched, and moaned a little too ..

Good morning! I woke up, stretched, and moaned a little too dramatically… now I feel like I owe someone breakfast after that performance 😏

Pretty sure I heard my toy sigh when I reached for it tonigh..

Pretty sure I heard my toy sigh when I reached for it tonight. I am either deeply in tune with its energy… or I have been single for way too long. Either way, it still did what needed to be done 😏

I swear my vibrator gave a passive-aggressive pause today, l..

I swear my vibrator gave a passive-aggressive pause today, like "Again??" I felt personally attacked, then turned on, then struck again. Emotional whiplash and orgasms in one sitting.

My vibrator just judged me… and honestly, fair 😆 I was halfw..

My vibrator just judged me… and honestly, fair 😆 I was halfway through round three when it sputtered like it had seen some things and needed a break. Same, girl. Same.

Sunlight hit my nips just right and I took it as a sign from..

Sunlight hit my nips just right and I took it as a sign from the universe that today needs to get spicy.

Slide in if you agree 😏

This push-up bra deserves an award. Possibly its own OnlyFan..

This push-up bra deserves an award. Possibly its own OnlyFans account.

Thinking about doing a slow-motion bounce test… want to be my judge? 😈

They looked at my chest, then at me, and whispered “science ..

They looked at my chest, then at me, and whispered “science can’t explain this.”

I nodded. Because science didn’t make these titties bounce like that—chaos did 😏

Bent over to grab something and caused a traffic jam… in my ..

Bent over to grab something and caused a traffic jam… in my own kitchen.

If these are the side effects of wearing this top, I might “accidentally” wear it forever.

My cleavage has a gravitational pull, you have been warned 🥺..

My cleavage has a gravitational pull, you have been warned 🥺

Someone stared at it so hard today they walked into a pole. I am not even sorry

I tried stretching this morning and accidentally slipped int..

I tried stretching this morning and accidentally slipped into a position that belongs in a paid video.

Oops. Now what? 😘

Got so into the strut I did a full twirl, dropped into a squ..

Got so into the strut I did a full twirl, dropped into a squat, and said “yup, still got it.”

I am either inspiring the neighbors or traumatizing them. No in-between.

The worst part is, I was only trying to see if the heels mat..

The worst part is, I was only trying to see if the heels matched my lingerie.

Now I am fully dressed like a Bratz doll with a bondage kink and nowhere to go. Unless… 👀

I was practicing my walk in heels and accidentally turned my..

I was practicing my walk in heels and accidentally turned my hallway into a runway of sin.

Loud. Echoey. And apparently erotic enough to make the neighbor cough awkwardly through the wall.

My neighbors heard me… and I was just trying on heels 😏Moani..

My neighbors heard me… and I was just trying on heels 😏

Moaning “yes, step on me” to yourself isn't considered normal. Noted.

𝐁𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃 𝐁𝐔𝐓𝐓 𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐅𝐅What's better than one really perfect ..

𝐁𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃 𝐁𝐔𝐓𝐓 𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐅𝐅

What's better than one really perfect peach? TWO! Me and my bestie have done some really crazy things together but this has to be this scene that takes the cake🍑 If you ever wanted to see hotties getting real dirty and doing crazy butt stuff, this one is for you!

My bed is messy, my hair is wild, and my thighs are doing th..

My bed is messy, my hair is wild, and my thighs are doing that thing again.

Rise and grind is about to take on a whole new meaning 💦