I'm bored. Let me rate your peepee. $5 for a simple x/10 rating. $10 for text rating (x/10 rating, a few sentences describing what I like or don't like, etc,). $15 for a non-nude video rating (x/10 rating, a few sentences describing what I like or don't like, etc,. No nudity but I love showing cleavage. Videos are typically 1-2 minutes).
2021-08-24 19:33:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Can't stop thinking to myself in a bri'ish accent, "Oi 'ave a fa'ass fannay".
2021-08-24 01:13:34 +0000 UTC View PostI realized recently that cutting my hair short like I had wanted to might be harmful to my brand, so now I'm just making the best of it :)
2021-08-23 17:06:52 +0000 UTC View Post
It's been 43 entire days since I shaved these lil bitches, who gonna braid them?
2021-08-22 19:57:14 +0000 UTC View PostHey yall, I'm not dead! I'm just veeeeeery sleepy.
2021-08-20 23:41:48 +0000 UTC View PostI started filming myself vacuuming but then it literally ran out of battery 30 seconds in, so have this gif instead.
2021-08-10 03:48:24 +0000 UTC View PostNew video! Enjoy this artistic arrangement of me trying on a bunch of my pre-quarantine pants and jeans! They were all such a tight squeeze that I actually got winded a few times just trying to zip them up. 🥵 Tell me what you think of the soundtrack! 😜
2021-08-07 05:03:21 +0000 UTC View Post
I snapped this while waiting on my laptop to reboot after crashing during a video shoot :| It all worked out in the end, but I'm not even sure if I'm going to post it LOL. (also note the 28 days post-armpit shave pit slip) ;)
2021-08-06 00:51:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Editing a new video as we speak! In the meantime have some of my favorite frames. Can you guess what the video is about?
2021-08-03 18:12:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Then vs Now: Gnome Edition AKA THIS UGLY SON OF A GNOME Is Fucking Super Hot Chicks and basically, you are fucking stupid.
2021-08-02 20:22:12 +0000 UTC View PostMy phone auto-animated this awful pic of me, what do you think?
2021-08-02 06:54:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Day 18 post armpit-shave selfie time! You can't see it, but my desk is littered with papers of brainstorming sessions, outlines, and to-do lists for a bunch of different videos. Stay tuned yall~
2021-07-28 20:11:42 +0000 UTC View Post
Literally just 22 minutes of me washing dishes... 22 minutes of pure, unadulterated, moist and soapy dish-washing. Pic related, it's the photo shoot I did with some sponges when I thought I'd have to make a thumbnail. (and also a CHOICE-ass screenshot to titillate you)
2021-07-27 05:22:09 +0000 UTC View Post
It's been 16 days since I last shaved this lil bitch. Me and my armpit formally invite you to join us on our journey of passively growing and generally existing! (also peep my fucked up uneven pupils)
2021-07-27 05:07:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Ain't much, but they're honest feet. (Imo the last one is my MONEY SHOT. My opus. Like, my fav foot pic ever- I have peaked. Might as well quit now.)
2021-07-26 21:49:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Finally got verified on Onlyfans! I don't know why I even bothered though since my #1 simp Babinga is right here and can't even use the internet with her fuzzy little paws.
2021-07-26 21:36:52 +0000 UTC View Post