POV: you're telling me your favorite story. I listen attentively, absentmindedly swinging my feet behind me. So... tell me your favorite story? It can be anything!
2022-02-11 00:29:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Which pose do you like better? I can't decide so I figured I'd post em both and ask you guys.
2022-02-03 22:41:19 +0000 UTC View Post
What's your favorite body part?
2022-01-20 23:58:12 +0000 UTC View Post
I want you to crawl through my leg hairs like a little louse on the adventure of a lifetime.
2022-01-16 20:02:27 +0000 UTC View PostHow would you feel if I didn't ALWAYS post horny content on here and sometimes post my silly little projects like this one?
2022-01-15 20:02:07 +0000 UTC View Post
I can't lick my elbow but I can lick something else
2022-01-14 20:02:31 +0000 UTC View Post
So, what do you want for Christmas?
2021-12-17 22:38:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Well, well, well, what do we have here?
2021-12-16 22:14:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Hellooooo~ I'm in the market for a new laptop or PC, so I would like to do as many customs as I can this month! You can see my prices pinned on my profile, but I've tweaked them a tiiiiny bit so I'll paste them here as well. Or if you're feeling generous, you could also tip me. 🥺 For custom videos I do $10 per minute with an added $5 if you want your name in it. There may be additional fees depending on the complexity of the video and I also reserve the right to repost or resell it. I also do dick ratings! $10 for a text-based rating, $20 for a video-based rating, and $40 for a video rating as well as a surprise. 😜 So yeah, message me if you have any questions or would like to order a custom! <3
2021-12-10 21:04:26 +0000 UTC View Post
What if you were in the smoothie and the only way to save you was for me to drink you up? 😶
2021-12-07 21:03:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Does this smell like Doritos to you?
2021-12-02 02:02:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi, sorry guys! I took a week off of the internet over Thanksgiving, I guess I should have warned you though. Please forgive meeeee
2021-12-01 00:19:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Alright guys, my laptop is basically nearing the end of its life. Recommendations? Here's my foot.
2021-11-22 20:05:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Thinking bout starting a girl gang, what should I name it?
2021-11-21 20:04:22 +0000 UTC View Post
It's big, alright. And POWERFUL!!! 😫
2021-11-19 20:06:26 +0000 UTC View PostYou're gonna want headphones for this one 🥵💧💧💧
2021-11-17 21:09:23 +0000 UTC View Post
I have Alcohol by Millionaires stuck in my head. If you know you know
2021-11-16 21:23:18 +0000 UTC View Post
I almost have to squint to see you 🥴
2021-11-15 21:05:52 +0000 UTC View Post
You ever pick stuff up with your monkey feet?
2021-11-14 21:05:12 +0000 UTC View PostHang out while I pick up my guys?
2021-11-13 21:04:30 +0000 UTC View Post
... What are you staring at, bucko?
2021-11-11 21:04:12 +0000 UTC View PostThat awkward moment when you trip and your tinies fall out...
2021-11-10 21:05:52 +0000 UTC View Post
