

Yesterday arvo I walked up to my local shop and met a dude out front who told me he was the 'King of Britannica'. He was absolutely blasted, in a sweeet navy suit and was trying to get into a fight with a dude peacefully sitting in his car. He told me what I assume is his origin story but I couldn't understand a fucking word so I just give him the ol' "mmhm, ah okayyy" and then he pulled out a green beret and disappeared. The end. 😂 #fyp #altgirl #alt #alternative #cute #bdsm #dreadlocks #piercing