If you want a personalized birthday message, or just general..
Added 2023-10-10 02:30:07 +0000 UTCIf you want a personalized birthday message, or just generalize more connect with me, you have to be on my lifetime Snapchat. That doesn't just mean adding me via the QR code, that means being cool enough to spend a measly $50 (50% off btw) I say measly because we're about to do some amazing math real quick, and you're welcome to check it on google if you don't believe me. $50 divided by infinity (aka lifetime Snapchat) = ZERO. So right here, right now on this post or any post you need to spend that magical $50 that is actually zero thanks to time so you can become one of my more respected Cuties. I know you are intelligent enough to realize that doing something that vastly changes our engagement from occasional likes to... well frankly that part must remain a highly gated cutie secret, but I promise it's so worth it!!! What I can say is 98% of it is not the type of stuff that disappears if you aren't there, so even if you never use Snapchat you should make an account that you can check at your own free will just to appease me. Lastly, to the person, or should I say fly, who may or may not be reading this HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 🥳 I tried wishing you a happy birthday in the happy birthday place and you no longer excited. Hopefully you aren't trapped in the quantum realm.
