Well, well, well... looks like my loyal legion of perverts has spoken. I'm impressed! You monsters emptied your purses faster than I empty my dignity in these unholy rites. ๐ฅ๐ The ritual toll has been paid, and the summoning shall commence! The stallion comes... and so shall we. ๐๐ฆ๐น --------------------------------------- My lieges, the text is CLEAR ๐๏ธ๐ก๏ธ๐๐ฅ The Ancient Rites of Mounting whisper to meโฆ For 350 steel, I may bind a spectral stallion to our cause: a creature of shadow and shameful stamina (and yet undetermined form). The hour has come to prove your loyaltyโฆ and claim your reward! To those who pledge 50 steel or more:โจ Youโll receive forbidden glimpses of the ritualโs climactic trials (raw footage of me breaking in the beast, before the realm sees a single hoof). The ritual toll must be paidโฆโจWill you watch from afar, or claim your front-row seat to my descent into legend? ๐น๐ฆ Scholarly note: This is technically heresy. But so is moaning in chapel, and weโve all done that. If any among you protest my tampering with forbidden magic, draw your sword now. Otherwise, open your purses for our righteous mission! ๐โ๏ธ๐