š¤ Picture this: a pious church lady in her prim Sunday bestā..
Added 2025-04-04 21:06:35 +0000 UTCš¤ Picture this: a pious church lady in her prim Sunday bestābible clutched tight, and a glint of righteous fire in her eyesā¦ but look closer, baby. My haloās slipping. Patent leather beneath the modesty, cinched tight with holy purpose, and the air is thick with immoral authority. š¤
This isnāt worshipāitās blasphemy in heels.
This isnāt confessionāitās an invitation to sin.
This chapel hums with irreverence.
šš And oh, darling, you're the star of this wicked liturgy šš„
So tell me, sweet sinnerā¦
You ready for a little religious instruction? āØšš¦
