I have a menagerie of photographic tit-bits for your enjoyme..
Added 2023-08-20 20:06:07 +0000 UTCI have a menagerie of photographic tit-bits for your enjoyment this evening :3 Firstly we have a photo of myself in which, as many of my instagram followers were keen to point out, I appear to have a big fat dong in my pants. It's not a dong, as you all probably know I do not own a big fat dong, it's just a funny trick of the light. Although I do sometimes wonder what having a big fat dong would be like, I doubt I could be trusted with one. Next we have my new audio set up, Thanks again to every one of you who tipped towards it :3 I will spoil your with some crazy high quality mouth noises in your ears as thanks! Following that, we have a screenshot I woke up with on my phone this morning after a particularly heavy night of special chocolate consumption. I don't know what this means but it's in the green so I guess I won? Next we have two delightful pictures of my groin area in my new, comfy pants. My ass is so comfy in them and I hope you like how it looks :3 That about sums up my day, I've mainly been doing a bunch of personal admin lately. I made a new, nice looking website and I've been organising all my online stuff so I don't think about murder anytime I have to log in to anything. All things to lubricate my life into a pleasant, smooth fucking rather than the dry and painful one it has been for every year prior. Love you, byeee <3
