Out for your typical evening stroll through my house, you sp..
Added 2023-09-20 18:51:45 +0000 UTCOut for your typical evening stroll through my house, you spot something rather out of sorts. Why, could that be a silly little pigeon headed girl and her silly little two-pigeon-headed friend? You do a double take, what an unusual thing to see on your usual walk. She's definitely there, you're two half's of certain about that. You're only one half certain about the two headed one though, it's clearly just a model. She jerks her head and asks you politely, "COOOOOOOO" What a ponderously pigeon-like thing for a person to say, you think. You are nearly knocked back the profound vulgarness. You weren't expecting her to be so forward! You also weren't expecting to understand what she meant, being a person and not a pigeon yourself. "COOOOOOOOOO" Well after that, it would be rude not to. You begin the dance; puffing your chest and hopping sideways round her, you lower your head to your toes then dramatically jerk it up as high as you can over and over. You're rusty, she seems unimpressed...at first, but if your incompetence taught you anything it was how to never give up! You continue the dance and, with time, find your rhythm. Her unamused expression turns to curiosity then to pure lust, in a frantic flash the girl has discarded her dungarees and is inviting you into her nest. The two headed pigeon effigy glows and grows in power as you proceed, only a few more and the cull can begin. You have survived the curse of the pigeon, for now. Love you <3
