

3 Internet guys are here installing fiber internet in my apartment and one of them complimented my balcony 🥰 He said, and I quote: "that's the coolest balcony I've ever seen". so obviously I'm crushing on him because that's all it takes. Do I look cute enough for a gang bang? I should've left out all my sex toys instead of cleaning them up so they would know I'm a freak 😩💦 (btw should I switch to fiber from Xfinity? I pay $$$ for the highest speed and it's good internet, no complaints, but yikes it's so expensive... The fiber would cost literally less than one third of my Xfinity package--I'm just worried about a noticeable drop in quality, especially since I depend on good internet for work. Please help me make the right decision! I know pretty much nothing about this subject; anything I've learned over the past 7 years being a semi-professional e-slut has been under duress and against my will... But I digress. Pls advise me 🥺)