REPOST: Heary Heary, I have an announcement to make. This ha..

REPOST: Heary Heary, I have an announcement to make. This has been in the works for a while now, & by a while I mean I just made it up. But I think notable customers are really going to appreciate this new program I have put together in my head. Bare with me. Eh hm.

I'm starting a cult within a cult.
I don't what the overarching cult/theme is going to be yet, but I do know there is going to be an EXCLUSIVE VIP cult section with a red rope & everything within it to all my long time loyal customers.

Being in the cult within the cult comes with a benefits package & again, it isn't open to just any joe schmo. That package is called "the customer is always right, unless I disagree" - I know I know, but trust me, your odds of being right while in this club are much much higher then without an exclusive membership.

This is for people who have either been subscribed for either:
a) a love you long time duration
b) generous to a fault
c) just your normal not all heroes wear capes kinda good guys (or gals)
d) donated to my gofundme because I got into an accident & I'm a broke bitch

I'm not sure what our rituals will entail or what I will provide in your goody bags that are apart of the exclusive benefits package but I hope to, at least once a month, maybe, just maybe, provide a free fully-clothed photo & then IDK something special on your birthday.

Remember, I'm a dictatorship of one meaning I have no assistants to boss around. But did you know that honey bees actually die when they sting you, but they are so protective of their hive that they will take one for the team without hesitation.

I'm not that honey bee. But it sounded pretty inspirational. But I can take one for the team. Updates to come. Must be on this page to join while supplies last. Following post will be the contracts that I will need signed while this is all under construction. I'm also working on a cult member of the month that you all can look forward to.

Did I say cult, I meant club. Also, today is opposite day.

Also, you have to be on my other page because this is being held by Hoe World Order Inc., not Golly I'm Cute Inc. Sorry I don't make the rules I'm just the messenger.