**Story time 005** “The Worlds Greatest Dutch Oven” Alrigh..

**Story time 005**

“The Worlds Greatest Dutch Oven”

Alright guys it’s been awhile since a good story time so I wanted to get one on here that’s a really good one! Roughly 6 months ago, I was sitting at home alone and had some McDonald’s chicken nuggies! It was super yummy!

But about an hour later, my tummy started to hurt really bad! I started farting and having to use the bathroom over n over again. It was super gross! So I was tired of sitting on the toilet for hours so I decided to take some Pepto! Which was good cuz it stopped me from having the wet shyts but instead it made me have prolly the worst smelling farts in the world.

I started in the front room and after 5-10mins that room smelled horrific so I turned on a fan, opened the door, and the windows to air it out, but that didn’t help at all! So next I moved to the bedroom! But that didn’t take long to fill with farts and that room smelled horrendous too.

Eventually Dax got home from work and when he walked in he ran to bathroom to throw up cause it smelled so bad! He asked me how I was still sitting in the house, and he didn’t even believe me when I told him the smell was from my ass! Hahaha!

I soon told him that he needed to come try and sniff these up to A. Stop me from smelling them and B. Stop the house from smelling for weeks. He was very against the idea, but I eventually convinced him, and or sorta commanded him to lay down. Hehehe. I went and sat down on his face, I used to 4 pillows on each side to make a sorta make shift smother box.

He wore a blindfold to protect his eyes from pink eye, cause these farts were NASTY! Haha. So he laid there, and I sat down. I used 2 regular blankets and a weighted blanket. Doing what i can only consider the world’s greatest smotherbox Dutch oven. I was sweating non stop from all the blankets, but I really did not want to smell them anymore. I ended up taking a nap!!

Later when I awoke, I could feel Dax nose pressed against the wetness of my asshole, gasping for air. His mustache hairs prickling against my skin. His coughing raining up on my inner thighs, I really truly wasn’t sure if it had been 5 minutes or 5 hours.

But I did know that Dax stayed down there the whole time! I’m unsure if he “assed out” or if he managed to stay awake through it all! But I do know that was probably the worst I’ve ever given it to him before. He was lucky I didn’t have a milkshake haha.

Anyway, I was better a few days later and I gave him short breaks in between! He actually called out of work the next day to remain my seat! But it’s reasons like this that I do love Dax, he is truly a warrior for my farts! Hahah not sure anyone else coulda taken what I dealt him that day.

Lessons were learned this day!
1. Don’t trust McDonald’s chicken nuggies
2. Weighted blankets are a must have for Dutch Ovens
3. Pepto is a friend and a foe
4. Dax is a Legend