



Guys, I'm sorry I have been MIA today, but shit happens. Pretty lousy shit, but in the end, things could be worse. Rudy, my pit mixed with whatever he's mixed with, blew out his ACL basically and had to have his leg surgically broken, repositioned, and implant installed, but he got through it. He's got a long way to go, but we got this. Then, Klaus, my little 120 lb rescue asshole fucked up his stitches after surgery. I blame the stupid E-collar for being such a piece of shit. So I made him a collar out of the planter I bought at Home Depot, cut the bottom out, tied some pipe foam around the edge, and then zip-tied it to his collar. Rudy needed a crate cage to keep him immobilized, so I had to go buy one of those, and they don't come with any bedding, so I had to go find that as well. Again, things happen. You just got to get through them. Was this expensive? Fuck yes, it was, but if you have pets, then you better be prepared for these things. Now, if I was your standard porn star/porn whore, you would see me begging for 1/2 a million dollars while I downed all of my dog's painkillers. I am asking you for one thing. Keep your pets safe and healthy. They depend on us. Rudy is pathetic right now. Klaus is still an asshole. The bastard is almost clearing a six-foot fence at this point. The Fed Ex man has made it clear he is terrified of my house because of the dogs. The good news, though unused...the pussy is in fine shape 😉💦🍆 I will be back in action tomorrow, so see you then!