Flexing the arm, the tits, and the vag. Why? Because I can! ..
Added 2023-01-13 16:30:19 +0000 UTCFlexing the arm, the tits, and the vag. Why? Because I can! Look, no makeup, no lights, a goofy cellphone with zero filters. No point in bullshitting you with what doesn't happen. I don't get all dressed up to work out. Ding dongs get all dressed up to work out. I like to work out the same way I fuck, and that's all in. I'm not doing it to put on a fashion show. I'm looking at a dick on Twitter. Oddly enough, it's making me uncomfortable, but in a good way. Just some random dude sent me a video introducing himself. I mean, he isn't all that, but I'd fuck him 3 ways to Sunday for sure. Sadly he lives in PA. I have that local-only rule. Don't have the time or patience to be setting up long-distance fuck buddies. Pure chaos is all that is. He says 7 inches, but I don't think so, but it is a very handsome penis. I just want to touch it. Maybe make out with it for a few minutes. Fuck me. Now I'm going to have to figure something out to finish my cunt off. It's drooling all over everything. Klaus is still acting funny, but he looks better, so hopefully, that's a good sign. See how that turns out.
