So I gave Patrick's super soft dick a second chance. It stay..

So I gave Patrick's super soft dick a second chance. It stayed super soft. Then it got super hard. Then it slipped into my guts and made me cum. So good for him. Started out rocky, though. He's a bitch. I knew it all along. He tried fucking me from behind, missionary, all that good stuff. Super soft dong was all he had to show for it. I didn't let him quit. That's no good. So I shoved him down, held him down, rolled him over, and pushed his face into the pillow. When I rolled him back over, he was rigor mortis stiff. Crazy hard. Stayed that way for an hour. I made him lick my ass, eat me, and smacked him around a bit. His dick just stood tall and twitched. I made him put lay on his back, put pull his knees up to his head, and fucked him Amazon-style. When I told him to cum, he did. In me. That's all I needed to get my cum going. It was good. A lot more work than I bargained for but good. I think I'm going to peg him with a dildo next time. This kid is swinging both ways. He just doesn't know it yet. He thinks he's too much of a man to admit it. He will, though. Being a man has nothing to do with what one likes sexually. He needs to figure that out. I'll help him get there. Some dipshit asked me if I knew the difference between ignorance and apathy. That was like a super soft toss-up. I said, "I don't know, and I don't care." Dead silence. I smiled and left. I hate when people ask me if I had an "amazing day." Okay. I'll play along. Sure. It was so good I have to sit on my hands, or I'll start waving to random people. An amazing day. What qualifies for that? I suppose if you won the lottery, that might qualify. Saw aliens touching down at 7/11. That would qualify for sure. Grew a 9-inch penis above my pussy. That would be truly amazing. I could bend it down and fuck myself. Can you imagine how "amazing" it would be to cum with your pussy and dick at the same time? Probably mind-blowing. I'd do it without question, though. I'm just saying. Wait...I'd need balls as well. Where am I going to put those?