

The Fabricated Love Affair
Day by day I continue my search
Sitting here on my eBay perch.
Checking and checking back again yet still no sign,
Of that three striped line.
My obsession, my passion shown in this fashion
I ache, I burn, for this one tie I yearn.
Field of sky blue, I really want to know you,
Dots of white console me at night.
The shine, the knot,
This tie gets me really hot.
Exit from my mind
Leave my dreams behind.
I tumbld upon you and your sartorial friend,
I’ve been hooked on you, since then.
I beg you, tie
Be kind and let me go easy,
Take it slow,
For I know to love a tie is cheesy.