

This sounds like a joke, but it isn’t- we’ve had to cancel plans TWICE this month already because she had no pants that fit over her ass. I was turned on as hell but flabbergasted. I said, you do realize we are literally saying we can’t come out because your ass is too big for pants…. And she just casually shrugged it off and concurred. “Butt too big. Pants don’t fit.” Wow.