Bite-Size Gluttony Unleashed: Footlong 3-Way After we came..
Added 2024-04-20 04:08:15 +0000 UTCBite-Size Gluttony Unleashed: Footlong 3-Way After we came home from brunch my gf was feeling snacky, but not just for something tiny. No, she wanted not just thickness, but length. So, we ordered these new items from Subway that all measure 1 foot. Even though this would be a giant meal for any regular girl, I know this may be slightly less than usual- and that’s because every Subway around is completely out of their damn footlong cookie! When DoorDash arrived and alerted us it was out of stock, my gf cried. She was begging to eat every footlong option possible they are now offering. While I will continue my search to get my gf her footlong cookie, she still greedily indulged in a footlong double meat Italian sub, a footling pretzel, and a footlong churro, in very hungry fashion. I’m proud of her for eating foods of ridiculous lengths in such a fast amount of time, it really shows me how far she has come that this has now become snack level for her. What other people see on billboards with disgust and ask, “wow, what gross fat ass is eating that!?”, I’m so happy to say that the answer is my girlfriend. So please enjoy and encourage this fatty to keep eating irresponsible amounts of food. Thank you all ✌🏼🥖🥨🥪🐽
