Things I heard every day when I met her: “Let me take a self..
Added 2024-05-10 19:53:07 +0000 UTCThings I heard every day when I met her: “Let me take a selfie” “Babe are my lips big enough?” “I shouldn’t eat any more..” “Is my belly poking out?” “Do you want to go for a hike?” “I had a green smoothie today” “God I’m sore, I walked so much today” “Which of these pics makes me look curviest?” “Which duckface is best?” “How does this bikini look?” “I wonder where we are going to end up years from now.” “ I just need my waist to be smaller and then I think I’ll be happy with my body.” Things I hear now: “More.” “Gimme.” “Too fat. Need more.” “BURRRRRRPPPPP” “UGhhhhhh” “Too full. More.” “ *Extreme snoring* “ “Bathroom…now..fast..” “Need more toilet paper!!!!” “FOOD” “MINE” “Let’s order dessert” “ I can’t believe it ate all of that” “I’m still hungry” “ HIC “ “Doesn’t fit” “Won’t button” “Won’t zip” “I’m stuck” “Can’t get up” “help” “My belly hurts” “MORE”
