Ok. I need to be real with you all for a moment here and tal..
Added 2021-07-04 04:57:01 +0000 UTCOk. I need to be real with you all for a moment here and talk about porn bloopers. The human body is a miracle. And the female body is a joy to experience. But it’s not always… perfect. You can’t always control mine. It does some funny stuff sometimes. And in a sexual context it is often downright hilarious. But this is a sexy page, not a comedy page, so often when the weird or funny things happen, I cut them, and never let them see the light of day. Because they are weird! Or silly! Or laughable and I am being sexy damnit! How dare my body no co operate and pull me out of my masturbatory moment so rudely!
All of this is to say…. That I queefed at the end of this video. Yes indeed, I may be pretty and well put together, but if I put my ass in the air and finger my pussy and then try to turn around and sit down…. My vagina lets out the most triumphant trumpeting sound that you’d think it was proud of itself! And I tried, I really did try to carry on, but then IT HAPPENED AGAIN, and I basically was all giggles and the mood was broken. So I just had a good laugh and chalked it up to silliness. And figured I’d cut the video. I don’t want to ruin your vision of me as a flawless sex-kitten! But then I thought “y’know…. I’ll bet there’s someone who wants to see this….”
Anyhow, I know this is not for everyone, and I don’t want to spring it on you… so I’ll tell you what, if you tip me any amount on this post I will send the full, uncut video to your inbox. It’s only a couple more minutes, but I have to admit, it is pretty funny and I am adorably embarrassed and amused by it myself….
