

Won 2 out of 3 matches played in this weekend’s rugby tournament down in Tennessee! Got a mild concussion from a chick with a dick, nothing a few beers won’t fix! 😂 Made sure to hit her hard tho, check out my shiner!
Gonna rest up before hitting the bars to fantasize about the hot rugby men I see. Buy my drinks and congratulate me! Haha!
(Typing this took a little too long, whew 💀)