I GAVE BIRTH Been a wild 36 hours!! Yes I gave birth, and I missed my induction. Had natural labour before my induction was booked. Managed to deliver this 4.5kg baby vaginal with no pain-relief!! (Thatβs almost 10 pound in freedom units)β¦ do we think all my huge dildos assisted ?? And I didnβt even tear thanks so my elastic pussy. Sorry not sorry - if you hit me up in the last day or two and I missed you, well I had more important shit to deal with. Donβt take it personally, or do, i donβt give a fuck Iβm not your mum π If you wanna see some intimate hospital pics check these out. I managed to squeeze in two from labour, with me in the shower, and another in doggy on the bed (super out of focus) and another two super early post partum. Big belly still ππ plus a lil post partum shower video ππ As always, see all this with no paywall on my personal pornstar tier #labour #childbirth #contractions #birth #birthing #postpartum #preggo #pregnancy #preggers #momtobe