I spent the last 30 minutes I had before work today trying t..
Added 2021-03-04 17:43:56 +0000 UTCI spent the last 30 minutes I had before work today trying to get fucked by my fuck machine and here’s 3 things I learned from much frustration:
1: Don’t expect to push back on the machine if it’s on the bed and not suctioned to the floor 😅
2: It will take you 15 minutes just to get the camera angle and machine angles at the right level and then you’ll forget to wipe off the camera lens after adjusting the phone.
3: The real thing is always better...
Should I post the clip anyway? 😏
