Added 2022-09-28 13:04:20 +0000 UTC
So I wanted to be sexy on the beach, walk around show off my plug while wearing this barely there swimsuit. Problem is, I'm not exactly what you would call graceful. I try! But then I step on stingrays! I guess I wasn't doing the "stingray shuffle" correctly. I could have edited the last part out and tried to play it cool, but I thought I would give you all a laugh. Definitely not sexy, but hilarious none the less. Luckily it was not a serious sting, it throbbed for only about 30 minutes before going away. I've been told that the best thing for a sting is to soak your foot in hot water to relieve the pain. Unfortunately, we were about 45 minutes away from any source of hot water. I'll be more careful next time!
