I posted a shorter version of this on Twitter a while back, ..
Added 2022-12-22 22:46:31 +0000 UTCI posted a shorter version of this on Twitter a while back, but I like this version. I still cut out some of the redundant parts. I'm just a perv who likes to see big things fit in tiny holes. I love it that she creamed, too. This night was a move of desperation. She hadn't had any dick in weeks because of a surgery and she was quite pissy, which is unusual for her and I'm not used to it. She's super sweet as long as she's getting good dick about three times a week. Less than that and even the dog is looking to me for answers as to why the Mrs. is being so crabby. We've found through over 20 years of marriage that as long as she gets her way she's a very pleasant person. Now that our dynamic in life is for me to find and vet guys and then coordinate with them in order to keep her fed, I was failing on my job that night (she had trusted me to line something up for her on the first night she was cleared). She had to take huge matter into her own hands, lol.
