We’re not sure but it seems like @baxterlongwood might be a..
Added 2023-04-06 11:33:02 +0000 UTCWe’re not sure but it seems like @baxterlongwood might be a boob man. Mrs. Goodmom plans to see him again just to be sure. As a man who was never breastfed (paging Dr. Freud), I’m personally an ass man. While I do hold that a man can be both, I would argue that perhaps God would not give some men huge hands if not for ass. It also seems like slapping tiddies is not popular with the ladies, and we all know good sex starts with them. Well shit, now I’m wondering if being bottle fed could explain why I see a hundred black cocks every day when I’m perusing all my interracial porn. That is one theory I shall no longer entertain, nor should you. I’m sorry to have thrust this long, deep examination into the depths of my brain upon you today. Sometimes I just want to beat a topic over and over which is usually unhealthy, or at least that’s what my psychiatrist says. Now I need to eat my sausage with eggs I’ve prepared for breakfast and watch BBC World News as I’m getting ready to work so I can drive my car that I love, even though I sometimes wish it was a stick shift. Wait, fuck! Ignore that whole thing.
