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Story time:
During this night, I had the wildest, most unforgettable dinner ever at an erotic-themed restaurant. Let's dive into the naughtiness, shall we?
We were greeted by a towering security guard who opened the way for us to step through a long, red curtain. Once inside, the beautiful bar immediately caught my eye, especially the handcuffs with diamonds hanging on a sculpture of a naked woman.
Our flamboyant waiter, strutting in red heels, escorted us to our table. As I browsed the menu, I couldn't resist ordering the "Octopussy." With a cheeky smile, the gorgeous waiter said, "It comes on a special plate. You're going to like it." š
When the dish arrived, I burst into laughter. The plate was huge, with a ceramic cock right in the middle. I felt a bit embarrassed at first, but it was hilarious, and the food was absolutely amazing.
While enjoying my meal, the lights dimmed, a sultry French song began to play, and a stunning woman started to undress as she walked between the tables. Fully nude, she then wrapped herself in a harness using thin ropes. It was breathtaking! š³
Next to our table, a group of Italians were celebrating a bachelor party. One of them came over, half flirting, to invite us to join their fun. He mentioned that we could do anything we liked to the groom-to-be. Of course, I took this chance to think of something mischievous.
A few minutes later, I walked up to him, grabbed his chin with my manicured nails, and whispered in his ear, "I heard you're getting married. You better be a good boy for your wife." Then I gave him a kiss on the cheek and a playful slap. š His friends went wild, cheering, and even ordered me a glass of champagne!
As we continued our meal, the lights dimmed again. This time, a woman emerged with two candles, letting the wax drip artistically over her body. At one point, she handed me a candle to join in. Omg!
After finishing our food, we were invited to their "special room." Intrigued, I said yes. We followed a select few down a spiral staircase, ending up in a sex dungeon where we could take pictures. The big bodyguard even helped me get into a bathtub. Omg, right?
Back at the table, we were treated to the best tiramisu ever. The bottom of the plate revealed a couple having sex when you finished the dish. So cool!
Finally, I decided to order the "special shot," having no idea what was in store. Our flamboyant waiter brought over a giant shot glass shaped like a cock, topped with whipped cream. He told me I couldn't use my hands and had to stick out my tongue. Downing it while the entire restaurant clapped was the highlight of the night!
This place is absolutely amazing. I had the time of my life, and I hope you enjoyed hearing about my cheeky adventure! š„°