Okay. I’m on Mars. I have a squire, who is a hamster named M..
Added 2024-01-29 09:57:11 +0000 UTCOkay. I’m on Mars. I have a squire, who is a hamster named Muffin and his job is to make sure I have snacks. He rides around behind me in a waterfall tire. I have my space blasters out because I’m ready to answer the important call of adventure. There is a spaghetti monster, who looks like trouble but he’s actually a real sweetie and a chess pro, not shown. Like most people he sucks at putt putt but we’re gonna play anyway. There are jellyfish birds and northern lights and it’s really a nice day here on Mars. Oh! And we found water. And a strawberry smoothie. The whole thing is thanks to Agent Cooper, who I’m pretty is the king of Mars and Muffin and I are very grateful for the sponsorship.
