

Wow. Well, you’re fucked. Hands free jerking only tonight. So…wave your weenie at a pillow, hump a cactus, stick your lil wee in a pizza pie! But don’t you fucking dare use your hand, finger, elbow, arm, side leg, foot, ankle, knee, not any part of your human body. And if you have a fake arm or some stupid shit - don’t be using that gimp arm to jerk it either.