I got offered a one bedroom today (yay!) and my first though..
Added 2024-12-01 06:50:50 +0000 UTCI got offered a one bedroom today (yay!) and my first thought was I can’t wait to be grabbed by my hair at the front door, bent over the arm of the couch, panties pulled down and spanked until my lamb rump is red, bruised and tenderised… all with no flatmates to worry about 🥰 ($: bonus legs spread)
