

From London to Lithuania, just landed. Snow!!! Love snow we rarely get it in London. Feel like taking my clothes off and running naked in the snow. But I can’t as I’m at the airport so I’ll get arrested and deported since we have left the EU. Plus I’ll catch a nasty cold and my dick will shrink in the cold. Now that I’ve managed to dissuade myself from stupid behaviour what’s next? Ah yes. Tried to take a naked selfie in the airplane toilet whilst I was in there thought… WHY? It’s a fucking toilet! Plus at 6ft 3” and 117kg i can barely move in that thing let alone have space to take a selfie!