I don't even know how to explain what just happened but it w..
Added 2023-09-04 20:27:41 +0000 UTCI don't even know how to explain what just happened but it was so fucking hot so I feel like I need to atleast TRY. I was taking a shower so I could be a cute clean girly before I sit down for the night to hang in my DMz. I was shaving my legs and lathering them up with some soap first so that I don't cut myself obvi. I did one leg and I kid you not - I very unknowingly and naturally just put the bar of soap under the fold between my gut and my fupa for a minute while I shaved my leg LOL. This was successful for all of 3 seconds before the slippery bar of soap shot out from between my folds and fell onto the floor of the shower.. where I then couldn't bend over to pick it up because I have a literal yoga ball attached to my stomach so I had to get down on my knees to get it hahahahhaahah Is this obesity? I have a shower chair now but it's packed for the move
