### Task 3 - leave a $5 tip on this post and vote for the be..
Added 2022-03-20 23:22:36 +0000 UTC### Task 3 - leave a $5 tip on this post and vote for the best dad joke. The only rule, it can’t be your own 1. “A bear walks into a bar and says, “give me a whiskey… and a cola.” “Why the big pause asks the bartender. The bear shrugged. “I’m not sure I was born with them” 2. “I had a dream I was a muffler last night. I woke up exhausted” 3. “I stayed up all night trying to figure out where the sun was… then it dawned on me…” 4. An elderly couple is in church, the wife says to to the husband: “I’ve let out one of those silent farts, what do I do?” The husband says “change the battery in your hearing aid!” 5. It’s inappropriate to make a dad joke if you’re not a dad. It’s a faux pa 6. I went to my boss’ funeral, kneeled down beside the coffin and whispered ‘whose thinking outside the box now?!” 7. My wife asked if our kids were spoiled. I said, “I think most kids smell that way" 8. Two guys walked into a bar, the third one ducked (the poll only allows me to ad 7 options, comment "🌟" for number 8.
