





Ok... I can't decide if this is embarassing or not... but when I was a teenager for some reason either my dad or grandparents got my this massager. Despite growing up in the church I somehow avoided shame around sexuality, unlike Some Random Guy™️ 😭, so immediately knew I could use this to get myself off with. So... as weird as it is, this massager is what I used exclusively for years to orgasm with. Hahahaha. You gotta do what you gotta do when you can't buy proper sex toys, I guess.
Some Random Guy™️ tracked this down on Etsy for me and we had some laughs. I rarely use vibration anymore, so it was a bit overwhelming, but I do end up cumming with Mr. Potato Head™️ at the end of the video.
I'm not sure if we will making including him a regular thing or not... but who knows. Hahaha