We nestle on the balcony for an early morning espresso in the sun (I promise it was sunny right here! π) and you notice that I have clearly kissed the memo that crotchless bodysuit = definitely visible everything beneath the very thin veil of sheer nylon. So, Whatcha do? π€ a) ask me why I canβt dress myself like a proper adult, probably make me pay for the espresso too π; b) say nothing and pretend you donβt notice π offer a foot massage so youβre on the right eyeline; c) take off the tights, theyβre in the way; or d) all of the above, impressing me with complete confusion π e) a different reaction?