My fat ass finally did it. It broke my bed. Now, it did star..
Added 2021-08-29 21:25:10 +0000 UTCMy fat ass finally did it. It broke my bed. Now, it did start this process months ago by knocking out the flimsy support legs under the bed, and that led to the support beam breaking. But last night while on Skype, just when things were heating up…I heard and felt the dread CRACK from under me. Knowing what had happened, I burst out laughing, and a few minutes later was hit with another CRACK. Game called on account of an unstable surface abs me laughing too much. Whoops. I thought it was the slats that had broken, it it turns out it’s the beam they’re attached to - they tore off it! Gotta admire the strength in those slats, as they’ve been holding my ass up all this time. So I will be getting it fixed soon (hopefully VERY soon), and I’m hoping my temporary fix will work (I pulled the slats back up onto the bar) so that I can still sleep on it, because I tried sleeping on the couch last night and I only got two hours sleep. One of the reasons I chose this bed is because it said it would hold up to 450kg, but those flimsy support legs have let me down. My procrastination and fat ass did the rest 😂 I know some of you love it when fatties break furniture, so I hope you enjoy this knowledge 😉
