

I wake up slowly, taking my time. My morning starts with hot coffee, silky sheets, and the sweet realization of my absolute power. And you? You’re probably already rushing to your pathetic job, desperate to please your boss. How sad
Your only purpose is to serve me. So prove your devotion. Make my day even better—send your first tribute of the day. Minimum $20, or don’t even bother.
I’ve given my command. Now obey 🖤