Roderick the Rejected Reindeer My grandfather is the legend..
Added 2022-12-08 02:55:03 +0000 UTCRoderick the Rejected Reindeer My grandfather is the legendary Comet from Santa's elite reindeer fleet. Now that they're finally retiring, I thought I was sure to take his place. WRONG. That bastard Rudolph had two granddaughters. Those fawns actually had better qualifying times than I did, thus earning them places on the team. Now, I'm all for inclusion, except for when it doesn't include me. Now to fight my depression, I gotta cheer myself up another way.
