








Today I need my feet tended to, little one!! Now, while sometimes I am exact with my instructions, today you will not be getting any at all. Instead, I will be filling you in on what will happen if you do not satisfy me. Then, with the information you are given I will give you the chance to perform accordingly. Whatever you think I am worthy of you can go ahead and do as I sit back and relax. SO! You wanna know what I'll do? If I am not satisfied I'll break out the jar. Yes!!! that jar!!!! If you don't satisfy me you'll be going directly into the Jar of DOOM. I shouldn't have to tell you what happens in the jar of doom, but I'll fill you in just in case you've forgotten. About once a week, or whenever a tiny reeeeally ticks me off, I jar them! Usually they sit in the jar for a few weeks, right on my kitchen counter where I walk by often. I make my tiny wonder and wonder what I'm gonna do to the point that they almost go mad from the waiting alone. Everyday they think, Is today the day? is today the day she finishes me? or eats me? or stomps me? at first they hope its not the day, but after awhile they just wish for the waiting to be over. When they finally beg me to do my worst is when I know its time. I grab the jar, put it in a slightly bigger box and ship my little one off to my much bigger, much crueler friend. And, as I'm sure you have noticed, none of my jarred tinies ever make it back to me. So, as you lick just think of their fates. Let your mind wander as you service my big, beautiful feet