Nothing But An Ashtray - You should feel so lucky. Someone as useless as you, should feel GRATEFUL that Iโve managed to find a place for you. So what, if itโs just as my human ashtray? Youโre LUCKY!! Now I highly suggest you do a good job. You are so easily replaced. Thereโs hundreds of losers just like you, who would love to be in your pathetic position.